Cardboard Science: I was a teenage arachnophobe

EARTH VS. THE SPIDER

1958

Directed by Bert I. Gordon

Written by Laszlo Gorog and George Worthing Yates

Spoilers: moderate

Always be closing

SUZUME

2022 Japan/2023 USA

Written and directed by Makoto Shinkai

Spoilers: moderate

Yeah

JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4

2023

Directed by Chad Stahelski

Written by Shay Hatten and Michael Finch

Spoilers: moderate

Cardboard Science: You didn't get paid to be eaten by prehistoric animals, did you?

THE CYCLOPS

1957

Written and directed by Bert I. Gordon

Spoilers: as the film would have it, high, but practically mild by the standards of anyone with the intellectual faculties of a six year old

Cardboard Science: I brought the atom bomb, I think it's a good time to use it

KING DINOSAUR

1955

Directed by Bert I. Gordon

Written by Tom Gries, Al Zimbalist, and Bert I. Gordon

Spoilers: high, I guess, but who could possibly care?

Cardboard Science: More like bore of the colossal beast, amirite?

WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST

1958

Directed by Bert I. Gordon

Written by George Worthing Yates and Bert I. Gordon

Spoilers: moderate

Cardboard Science: Little men come when anything goes

ATTACK OF THE PUPPET PEOPLE

1958

Directed by Bert I. Gordon

Written by George Worthing Yates and Bert I. Gordon

Spoilers: moderate