You know, you'd catch a lot more flies with honey than with vinegar, Mr. Grey

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Strikingly good in parts, but strictly for what it is—a movie that professionally captures softcore pornographic action in an aesthetically pleasing manner.

2015
Directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson
Written by Kelly Marcel (based on the novel by E.L. James, based on the novel by Stephanie Meyer)
With Dakota Johnson (Anastasia Steele) and Jamie Dornan (Christian Grey)

Spoiler alert: moderate (does it... matter?)