Saturday, November 23, 2013

I wish John Brown had nuclear weapons

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12 YEARS A SLAVE The feel bad movie of the year!  It's entirely possible, even probable, that I appear to have stolen that, though...
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The J.D.: the degree so versatile you can fail to deal drugs with it too

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THE COUNSELOR I loved this movie.  You might.  They didn't.  You know who I mean. 2013 Directed by Ridley Scott Written by Co...
Saturday, November 9, 2013

BUT 'CHA KNOT KING

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THOR A divinely inspired work of cinema with a real beating heart, featuring the best fantasy world in contemporary film, the best str...
Friday, October 25, 2013

A prison movie: now only .17% references to sexual assault by volume!

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ESCAPE PLAN An all-star cast topped off by the biggest names in the action cinema of twenty thirty years ago bring to life this pris...
Thursday, October 24, 2013

Maybe remake The French Connection so Popeye isn't a huge racist instead

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CARRIE They're not even going to laugh at it, because Carrie doesn't have the decency to at least be an incompetent as well a...
Sunday, October 13, 2013

Man, this newest John Carpenter movie is disappointing

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ESCAPE FROM TOMORROW At about the 60 minute mark, Escape From Tomorrow proceeds to end.  It does so approximately 4.5 times, and it...
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Saturday, October 12, 2013

The handheld camera is an enemy of all mankind

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CAPTAIN PHILLIPS I want to give Tom Hanks a big hug.  I want to give Barkhad Abdi a big sandwich.  I want to give Paul Greengrass a b...
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