Saturday, May 31, 2014

Why does the black bird gotta be the slave?

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MALEFICENT Despite a powerfully good first act, Maleficent ultimately collapses into a gutless retcon that possesses little of Sleepin...
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Saturday, May 24, 2014

The new movie with my favorite superhero is out! Also starring his son Quicksilver

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X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST Future perfect.  [Insert equally dumbassed X-pun here.] 2014 Directed by Bryan Singer Written by Simon K...
Thursday, May 22, 2014

We've been eating Gamera, part V: "Don't you believe in spaceships and spacemen?"

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Gamera isn't the most important, or the most influential, or the most popular Japanese monster.  That just means the Guardian of the...
Thursday, May 15, 2014

Destroy all actors

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GODZILLA If you come in an hour late, you'll understand the movie just as much, and you may enjoy it more.  Otherwise, brace for a ...
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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

We've been eating Gamera, part IV: The film that makes you ask, "Did I have a stroke? Did I die?"

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Gamera isn't the most important, or the most influential, or the most popular Japanese monster.  That just means the Guardian of the...
Tuesday, May 13, 2014

We've been eating Gamera, part III: Tempted by the red mist

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Gamera isn't the most important, or the most influential, or the most popular Japanese monster.  That just means the Guardian of the...
Monday, May 12, 2014

We've been eating Gamera, part II: That rainbow's bright

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Gamera isn't the most important, or the most influential, or the most popular Japanese monster.  That just means the Guardian of the...