The J.D.: the degree so versatile you can fail to deal drugs with it too

THE COUNSELOR

I loved this movie.  You might.  They didn't.  You know who I mean.

2013
Directed by Ridley Scott
Written by Cormac McCarthy
With Michael Fassbender (The Counselor), Cameron Diaz (Malkina), Javier Bardem (Reiner), Brad Pitt (Westray), Penelope Cruz (Laura), and Ruben Blades (Jefe)

Spoiler alert: everyone either dies, should have died, or wishes they had died let's say moderate