Everything is numbered here. The monster is Zero.

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO

2026

Written and directed by Takashi Yamazaki

Spoilers: maybe a little high, as I think we have to talk about some scenes that you'd be better off going in completely ignorant of, but not high because I tell you what monster Godzilla fights in this movie, because I'm giving you the credit of not being an idiot

Into the woods

WILDWOOD

2026

Directed by Travis Knight

Written by Chris Butler (based on the novel by Colin Meloy and Carson Ellis)

Spoilers: moderate

Perfection Week: Mom, take a picture of me with the tremor!

TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION

2001

Directed by Brent Maddock

Written by Nancy Roberts, S.S. Wilson, Brent Maddock, and John Whelpley

Spoilers: moderate

Census Bloodbath: Everyone's entitled to one good scare

APRIL FOOL'S DAY

Thirteen Halloweens.  That's sinister, don't you think?  And that's how long we've been crossing over with Brennan Klein of Popcorn Culture in the Old Switcheroo, where for the duration of October he supplements his ever-burgeoning encyclopedia of the slasher, Census Bloodbath, with a takeover of our own wholesome 50s sci-fi feature, Cardboard Science, while I get the sharper end of that bargain here.

1986

Directed by Fred Walton

Written by Danilo Bach

Spoilers: severe

Census Bloodbath: Faces bright with Christmas fever

SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT

Thirteen Halloweens.  That's sinister, don't you think?  And that's how long we've been crossing over with Brennan Klein of Popcorn Culture in the Old Switcheroo, where for the duration of October he supplements his ever-burgeoning encyclopedia of the slasher, Census Bloodbath, with a takeover of our own wholesome 50s sci-fi feature, Cardboard Science, while I get the sharper end of that bargain here.

1984

Directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr

Written by Paul Caimi, Dennis Whitehead, Scott J. Schneid, and Michael Hickey

Spoilers: moderate

Census Bloodbath: I know what you did last prom night

PROM NIGHT

Thirteen Halloweens.  That's sinister, don't you think?  And that's how long we've been crossing over with Brennan Klein of Popcorn Culture in the Old Switcheroo, where for the duration of October he supplements his ever-burgeoning encyclopedia of the slasher, Census Bloodbath, with a takeover of our own wholesome 50s sci-fi feature, Cardboard Science, while I get the sharper end of that bargain here.

1980

Directed by Paul Lynch

Written by Robert Guza Jr, William Gray, and John Hunter

Spoilers: man, you could say "moderate," you could say "high," but I would say "it doesn't matter much anyway"

The fish on the land ain't happy; they sad 'cause they in the bowl

CHAO

2026

Directed by Yasuhiro Aoki

Written by Saku Konohana

Spoilers: mild