Hansen's disease

PRIMETIME

2026

Directed by Lance Oppenheim

Written by Ajon Singh (based on the article "Tonight On Dateline This Man Will Die" by Luke Dittrich)

Spoilers: N/A

If I say I'm an oil man, you will agree

DIGGER

2026

Directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu

Written by Alexander Dinelaris, Nicolás Giacobone, Sabina Berman, and Alejandro González Iñárritu

Spoilers: not that I'd say so myself, but if one wished to discuss the film in any meaningful way whatsoever, apparently "high"

You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask

BATMAN RETURNS

1992

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Sam Hamm, Daniel Waters, and Wesley Strick

Spoilers: severe

Perfection Week: I've done this before, and I did not like it!

TREMORS II: AFTERSHOCKS

1996

Directed by S.S. Wilson

Written by Brent Maddock and S.S. Wilson

Spoilers: moderate

Perfection Week: I'VE GOT A GODDAMN PLAN

TREMORS

1990

Directed by Ron Underwood

Written by S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock

Spoilers: moderate

Back on the chain gang

THE WEIGHT

2026

Directed by Padraic McKinley

Written by Matthew Booi, Leo Scherman, Matthew Chapman, and Shelby Gaines

Spoilers: moderate

That Age is best, which is the first, when Youth and Blood are warmer

TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA

2026

Written and directed by Jane Schoenbrun

Spoilers: high