That Age is best, which is the first, when Youth and Blood are warmer

TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA

2026

Written and directed by Jane Schoenbrun

Spoilers: high

Fall of Mann

FALL II: DEADPOINT

2026

Directed by Peter Spierig and Michael Spierig

Written by Jonathan Frank and Scott Mann

Spoilers: moderate

Let's face it, you're not exactly "normal," are you?

BATMAN

1989

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Sam Hamm and Warren Skaaren

Spoilers: severe

Renowned among mankind for all manner of subtlety

THE ODYSSEY

2026

Written and directed by Christopher Nolan

Spoilers: effectively inapplicable, though perhaps high, if this is your first exposure to any modern retelling of the Greek Epic Cycle

You're not gonna believe this, but I think somebody's emu got loose

THE END OF OAK STREET

2026

Written and directed by David Robert Mitchell

Spoilers: mild

It's a dead man's party—who could ask for more?

BEETLEJUICE

1988

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Michael McDowell, Larry Wilson, and Warren Skaaren

Spoilers: high

...still doesn't really explain the scissors, though

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

1990

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Caroline Thompson and Tim Burton

Spoilers: severe