Walt Disney, part XXIII: I rocked the fretful baby gods to sleep before time started, and I am companion to the women who paste up the stars. The quarters of the world are bound unto my compass. I have taken tea with earthquakes. I know what the bee knows... And you really are a dreadful little boy.

MARY POPPINS

1964

Directed by Robert Stevenson

Written by Bill Walsh and Don DaGradi (based on the novel by P.L. Travers)

Spoiler alert: high

Walt Disney, part XXII: A dark age indeed, one big medieval mess

THE SWORD IN THE STONE

More like Bored In the Stone, and that's still funnier than 90% of the gags in the film.

1963

Directed by Wolfgang Reitherman

Written by Bill Peet (based on the novel by T.H. White)

Spoiler alert: he's the once and future king, bud

Child of light and darkness

DARK PHOENIX

2019

Written and directed by Simon Kinberg

Spoiler alert: severe

Going clear

THE INVISIBLE MAN

2020

Written and directed by Leigh Whannell

Spoiler alert: moderate

Low fantasy

ONWARD

2020

Directed by Dan Scanlon

Written by Jason Headley, Keith Bunin, and Dan Scanlon

Spoiler alert: mild

Purple prose

COLOR OUT OF SPACE

2020

Directed by Richard Stanley

Written by Scarlett Amaris and Richard Stanley (based on the short story "The Colour Out of Space" by H.P. Lovecraft)

Spoiler alert: moderate

Terminatrix

ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL

2019
Directed by Robert Rodriguez
Written by Laeta Kalogridis and James Cameron (based on the comic, like, all of the comic, Battle Angel Alita by Yukito Kushiro)

Spoiler alert: moderate