Life was a bitter cup for the saddest of all men (bomp-bada-bomp-ba-bomp bomp-bomp-ba-bomp bomp-ba-bomp dang-da-dang-dang-ding-a-dong-ding)

BLUE MOON

2025

Directed by Richard Linklater

Written by Robert Kaplow

Spoilers: for what, Oklahoma!? I mean, high, I guess

All the other kids, with their pumped-up kicks

WEAPONS

2025

Written and directed by Zach Cregger

Spoilers: moderate, I think

John Denver Appreciation Week: I wasn't supposed to be there, except, of course, to die

FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES

2025

Directed by Zach Lipovsky and Adam Stein

Written by John Watts, Gary Busick, and Lori Evans Taylor

Spoilers: moderate

Hamlet's bogus journey

SCARLET

2025

Written and directed by Mamoru Hosoda

Spoilers: moderate

John Denver Appreciation Week: There's a wrinkle in reality, and that wrinkle is you

FINAL DESTINATION 5

2011

Directed by Steven Quale

Written by Eric Heisserer

Spoilers: oh, severe, I guess

John Denver Appreciation Week: What if us being here, right now, was the plan from the beginning?

THE FINAL DESTINATION

2009

Directed by David R. Ellis

Written by Eric Bress

Spoilers: moderate

John Denver Appreciation Week: We are all equal in Death's eyes

FINAL DESTINATION 3

2006

Directed by James Wong

Written by Glen Morgan and James Wong

Spoilers: moderate