I'm the luckiest boy in the world

PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE

1985

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Phil Hartman, Michael Varhol, and Paul Reubens

Spoilers: high

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that?

THE DRAMA

2026

Written and directed by Kristoffer Borgli

Spoilers: would be a complete waste of time at anything lower than "high," so high

A heterosexual movie by Gregg Araki

I WANT YOUR SEX

2026

Directed by Gregg Araki

Written by Karley Sciortino and Gregg Araki

Spoilers: moderate

Laika Week, part zero: Love and death

CORPSE BRIDE

2005

Directed by Mike Johnson and Tim Burton

Written by John August, Caroline Thompson, Pamela Pettler, and Tim Burton

Spoilers: highish

Walt Disney, part LXXI: Closing the book

WINNIE THE POOH

2011

Directed by Stephen Anderson and Don Hall

Written by a bunch

Spoilers: More-or-less inapplicable, as I'm sure you could guess

It's never who you want to be monogamous who's monogamous

THE INVITE

2026

Directed by Olivia Wilde

Written by Will McCormack and Rashida Jones (based on the movie Sentimental by Cesc Gay)

Spoilers: moderate

Walt Disney, part LXX: All at once, everything looks different

TANGLED

2010

Directed by Byron Howard and Nathan Greno

Written by Dan Fogelman, plus innumerable others, over more than a decade

Spoilers: severe