Showing posts with label Year in review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Year in review. Show all posts

Sunday, February 2, 2020

The 2010s: Well, goodbye! Have fun on the other side of this door


Okay, yes: I'm not really done with the 2010s yet.  But, you know, I basically am, and am very ready to dispense with a little (actually, characteristically overlong) top ten for that departed decade.  Now, I should still have such a list for 2019, too.  And that's fair enough, considering there aren't any making it onto the list below.  Anyway, while it might seem strange—though I think you'll agree it makes sense—I'm a lot more comfortable with my top ten of the 2010s than I am just my top ten of this past year.  They've been a fairly stable bunch, particularly the top five.  I could have made the same list four weeks ago when it was perfectly of the moment.  I think I stuck it out in the hopes that something would muscle its way to the top of the heap; and, in defense of 2019, it made its most valiant efforts in its final weeks.  Perhaps the year's single strongest gesture only arrived on American shores shortly after it died.  But even if there were some close calls, there was nothing that truly changed my mind, and the odds against any of the films still remaining on my 2019 pile turning out to actually be mind-blowing masterpieces are so low I think it's pretty safe to disregard 'em.

So I should note the honorable mentions (which do include a couple of 2019 films).  They're basically an unsorted nos. 11-30, and some of them could have been higher, and in some cases it would be better for my credibility if they had been.  (Then again, in some cases, it would be even worse.)  In any event, they are truly wonderful films, and I celebrate them each and every one.  It's possible you may be able to guess from this when over the past six years I think my reviews rose to the level of "not terrible."  (If not, well, it was in 2015.)

From 2010: Rupert Wyatt's The Rise of the Planet of the Apes
2011: Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life; Brad Bird's Mission: Impossible—Ghost Protocol
2012: Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained; Wes Anderson's Moonrise Kingdom; Sam Fell & Chris Butler's ParaNorman; Scott Derrickson's Sinister
2013: Baz Luhrman's The Great Gatsby; Spike Jonze's Her; Michael Bay's Pain & Gain
2014: Eugenio Mira's (and Damien Chazelle's) Grand Piano; Chris Lord & Phil Miller's The LEGO Movie
2015: George Miller's Mad Max: Fury Road (oh, I know, I know)
2016: Martin Scorsese's Silence
2017: Denis Villeneuve's Blade Runner 2049
2018: Steven Caple Jr.'s Creed II; Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey & Rodney Rothman's Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
2019: Terrence Malick's A Hidden Life; Makoto Shinkai's Weathering With You

Now here's where I say something that should never have to spoken aloud.  As always, "the best" only means "my personal favorite."  What the hell else could it mean?  There is no such thing as objectivity in the evaluation of art: any argument that "best" and "favorite" are distinct categories is supremely arrogant, and any expression of the notion in practical terms is almost by necessity dishonest.  If being honest means I also have to look a little stupid, that's certainly nothing new.  If it also means that my top ten list, or anybody's top ten list, is only mental masturbation—well, of course it would be.  And while everybody likes to masturbate, and some people like to watch, that doesn't mean anybody involved should pretend it's dignified.  So let's begin.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

2017: Movies on the Hell Planet

Though it's obviously unacceptably late in the publication—one's self- and society-imposed deadline for the thing being, at the latest, the day of the Oscars, which passed by, let's see, over two damn months ago—I nevertheless did still have a top ten for last year.  The irony is that I didn't really need the extra time I gave myself!  It hasn't changed since that day, even though I've caught up on over a dozen movies that should (allow me to emphasize the modal language there, should) have been contenders, but usually didn't even really come all that close.  2017 was not a tremendously lousy film year, but it was more solid than good, and it was also one of those years where practically everything great arrived early, leaving you with little but disappointment in the winter.  This is true of life, generally.  I suppose it's also true of many Oscar seasons, though 2017's was remarkably wide-open, rather few of our Best Picture nominees appearing to actually belong there even on the Academy's own narrow terms (indeed, the winner arguably belonged there least of all, so at least 2017's Academy-sanctioned best film was a weird one).  In any event, I can't complain too hard: this is a top ten list that doesn't have any eight-out-of-tens on it, even if the number of ten-out-of-tens seems light, and even if I have some cause to question at least three of my nine-out-of-tens (surprise, surprise, they're the Marvel movies, as well as the artsiest-fartiest movie on the list, which I respected more before I knew how thoroughly it was indebted to Don Hertzfeldt's Such a Beautiful Day, a gen-u-ine masterpiece).  I even question one of my ten-out-of-tens, a little, but I cannot deny the power of that third-placed ten's theatrical presentation; I hate theaters, a lot, and am ready for them to die; but damned if they're not still good for something, after all.

Well, anyway, here's ten movies that are certainly noteworthy, if only occasionally of gemstone-quality.  But first some honorable mentions: for Albert Serra's The Death of Louis XIV, which if I were more of a snob would definitely be on here, because I truly did love it despite it doing very little that movies "ought" to do; and for David Leitch's Atomic Blonde, which has one of the best-choregraphed action sequences in history, maybe the best ever in an American film, and isn't ever boring otherwise (though it is almost always befuddling); and for Darren Aronofsky's mother! and Terrence Malick's Song to Song, which, if the list had been even slightly less good (or if I were less of an easy lay for superheroics), might have shared the no. 10 spot as two very different (but each very pompous) allegorical takes on the same basic Bible story; and for Matt Reeves's War For the Planet of the Apes, the third best Planet of Apes film (which sounds backhanded, but absolutely isn't); and for Steven Spielberg's The Post, yet another Spielberg Chronicle, but this time, one that has no business whatsoever being as good in the telling as it is; and for Andy Muschietti's It, a picture with fundamental, insuperable flaws as a horror film, but which is remarkable nonetheless as such a great triumph of aesthetic and narrative nostalgia; and, finally, for Ken Branagh's Murder On the Orient Express, about which I have recently gushed long enough.

Oh well, no turning back now, even if this was the year I realized I'm probably overrating Marvel movies generally.  (It was the year, after all, of Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2, a movie that goes tediously out of its way to set up its most memorable scene with one that franchise's endless diegetic soundtrack choices, then... plays a remix of Jay and the Americans' "Come a Little Bit Closer"?  I mean, I even like the remix more, but... Mr. Gunn.  James.  Jim.  Jimmy.  We figured out that audiences will accept background music that the characters can't hear, like, ninety years ago.  It would honestly be okay if you did that more often.  This message also applies to David Leitch.)

10. SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING (9/10)
"Best Peter Parker" equals "best Spider-Man movie," and since "Tom Holland" equals "best Peter Parker"... well, I'll let you do the math.  Everything else is just gilding the lily (Michael Keaton's Vulture; the great supporting cast; some of this particular franchise's best action sequences; superhero cinema's best super-chores montage since Superman, period), or more-or-less pleasant noise (Iron Dad).  I don't care if I am overrating them.  Good job, Jon Watts.  Good job, Marvel.

9. LOVING VINCENT (9/10)
By far the most idiosyncratic film on this list, or perhaps of all 2017, Dorota Kobiela and Hugh Welchman's long-time-in-the-coming Loving Vincent tells a story that does not necessarily recommend itself to be told, but it tells it in a revolutionary way, with literal moving paintings, and I really doubt any film made last year was more immediately arresting in the strangeness of its beauty.  Plus I got to put a movie on my top ten that features, as one half of its directing team, a woman.  And that probably shouldn't have taken five years, but I blame Hollywood sexism, rather than myself.

8. THOR: RAGNAROK (9/10)
Possibly the funniest Marvel movie, its second-best-looking, and its first-best-sounding, this is another hit to add to Taika Waititi's list, one of the few directors who've been able to actually cross that line between their independent and obviously-more-passionate work (Hunt for the fuckin' Wilderpeople, guys) and their blockbuster aspirations and make it work without losing themselves in the process.  Still, for some reason, the movie Ragnarok reminds me the most of is Big Trouble In Little China, another shaggy story about a blonde braggart going on a magic quest and finding himself way out of his depth.  Except Ragnarok is way, way bigger, for better and for worse: there've been movies that have wasted Cate Blanchett more thoroughly than this one does, but I can't name even one that's been this blithe about it.

7. A GHOST STORY (9/10)
As noted, David Lowery's look at grief and life and all is basically an expanded (yet far more fettered) version of the last act of It's Such a Beautiful Day... but that doesn't mean it's not excellent on its own terms, and A Ghost Story sees Lowery taking on a far less whimsical and batshit tone, in service of his severe and slow and silent art film, than Hertzfeld does in his wacky one-man animation projects.  So it is melancholy, and punishing in its vision of the depths of time, and it is great.  You know what else was great?  Pete's Dragon, 2016's best E.T.  (Even better than Spielberg's 2016 E.T., The BFG, in fact.)  This Lowery guy turns out to be pretty flexible, even if I'm not sure he can do anything but remake other people's movies, though maybe I should actually see Ain't Them Bodies Saints before I call it Badlands 2: The Quickening.  But that's what I heard!

6. IN THIS CORNER OF THE WORLD (9/10)
A slice-of-life period drama that could only be better than it is if it were more; and, guess what?  That's exactly what Sunao Katabuchi's doing, adding new scenes for a new edition of his film.  Combining great, sometimes-even-frivolous artistry with high-test historical horror, Corner is almost as good as animation got last year.

5. JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 (9/10)
Chad Stahleski returns to the character he helped create with an even more intense exploration of the emptiness at the heart of grief than the first time, and John Wick: Chapter 2 is one of film's best takes on the trials of Orpheus.  That it is also 2017's best pure action film... well, that's why it's on this list, anyway.

4. KONG: SKULL ISLAND (9/10)
Jordan Vogt-Roberts' Kong: Skull Island (another example of an indy darling crossing over into the popcorn-littered arena) should not be on a top ten list, I hear you say.  But why?  It was the most efferevescently, stupidly pleasurable first watch I had all last year, full of great monster designs and even more full of crazed, playful nonsense.  It's like Joe Dante willed himself out of the director's graveyard and made Warner Bros. give him a mountain of money, just one more time, to see what would happen, and this time it really, really worked.


3. DUNKIRK (10/10)
A strikingly collectivist (almost to the point of inhuman) take on the war machine called Great Britain, Dunkirk is an experience more than a film as such, but it is a shattering, exhausting one... but not so shattering or exhausting that you cannot feel the pangs of awe at the grandeur of a Spitfire, or the heroism of the little captains of the thousand little boats that saved the Expeditionary Force at Dunkerque.  Truly breathtaking cinema, and Chris Nolan is to be commended, once again.

2. BLADE RUNNER 2049 (10/10)
This film is the 21st century as we know it, reflecting our own uselessness, replaceability, and reproducibility right back at us.  It knows we're fake, and it knows we prefer it this way.  It knows we can't do a damn thing to change the world, and barely do anything that so much as affects anyone else.  It is blockbuster filmmaking as cold, sad, and clammy, and it's explicitly about dying alone.  (Did you know "Joi" is an acronym for a genre of pornography?  It stands for "jerk off instructions," and its signal quality is a simulation of intimacy that acknowledges that you've little choice but to take matters into your own hands.)  It is endlessly gorgeous, even so, and it finally got Roger Deakins his Oscar.  That's important.  It's also important that Denis Villeneuve finally made a movie worthy of his innate talents.  I had lost hope on that, too.  So maybe there is a little hope, after all.  And you know, I just might like it more than the original.  Fuck you; I might.

1. YOUR NAME. (10/10)
It's two sci-fi movies smashed together, but what Makoto Shinkai's movie really is, is the best romance of 2017.  If you said it was the best ever, I'd believe you believed it, and you might even be right.  I don't need to take your word for it.  I could ask one of the theatergoers in Japan who watched this five, ten, twenty times, so many times Shinkai had to tell them to stop.  I get it, now: there is something addictive about it.  Maybe it's just that it's 2017's most outright beautiful animated film, and it's most beautiful film, generally.  Maybe it's that it captures love and loss and longing better than anything I can think of offhand.  Maybe it's that if you keep watching it, all the enormous plot holes get filled in with your affection for everything the movie gets so incredibly right about doomed young love and the glimmers of hope it engenders surviving even a world designed to destroy them.  Maybe it's because it makes me cry like flipping a switch.  And it's not even Shinkai's best film ever?  Get out of town.  Well, it's his best feature, anyway.  His only genuinely good feature, also, yes; but, hey, a masterpiece is a masterpiece, dude.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

2016: I saw it happen! Don't tell me it didn't happen!


2016 was a terrible year, I mean a God-fucking-awful year—personally, professionally, and politically.  But cinematically?  Not really, and I kind of wish everyone would stop acting like one year's slack summer season, redeemed by a relatively strong arthouse presence, was the end of the damned world.  If for nothing else, because the end of the world came for some us in the form of an absolutely obliterated career, a deeply uncertain future, and what amounts to a full-on midlife crisis at age 34—and, if that wasn't enough (it was enough), the destruction of our hope for others' futures, too, thanks to a legion of scrawny Nazis, sexless Internet trolls, blacklunged Vicodin addicts, actual-literal traitors to the United States, and (let us not forget) a whole lot of feckless morons, as well, who considered themselves too pure for electoral politics.  Wanna fight about it?  I just saw John Wick: Chapter 2, my blood's pumping nicely, and odds are I'm in way better shape, especially if you're one of those insufferable purity-leftists, since at least Nazis do sometimes bother to lift.

Anyway, it wasn't nearly as bad a year for film as 2015, which I still think must be the weakest since I started paying attention.  2016, by contrast, was simply okay—but at least it produced a Top Ten that doesn't look like a complete joke.  (Okay, fine, it's my Top Ten, so it'll always look a little bit like a joke.)

But enough jabbering.  Quickly, quickly now, before you google the Oscars and find out what the Man is telling you to think this year, I give you my best pictures for 2016—just to get it off my chest.

10. FINDING DORY (8/10)
9. THE NICE GUYS (9/10)
8. THE NEON DEMON (9/10)
7. LA LA LAND (9/10)
6. THE SHALLOWS (9/10)
5. HUNT FOR THE WILDERPEOPLE (10/10)
4. SILENCE (10/10)
3. BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE (10/10)
2. SWISS ARMY MAN (10/10)
1. MOANA (10/10)

Saturday, February 27, 2016

2015: a year that happened

Tomorrow, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences shall hold their 88th awards ceremony, and the eve of Hollywood's celebration of itself represents the last possible moment that you might compile and publish any kind of year in review, and still expect it to be in the slightest way relevant.  If you waited any longer, you might as well keep waiting for another decade, till nostalgia kicked in and you could claim to be examining the past from the presumably superior perspective of the future.  So, with that in mindand realizing that I completely whiffed it back when anybody cared about 2014I present my favorite films of 2015.

It is not as well-founded a list as I would have hoped; my original rule back when I started Kinemalogue was to have seen at least one hundred movies from any given year that I intended to cast judgment upon.  As of today, having just seen San Andreas (a pleasant but strikingly mediocre disaster-filled diversion) and The Gift (an expertly-machined but somewhat pointless-seeming showcase for its writer, director, and star, Joel Edgerton), I've gotten my master list up to only 62.  This means, further, that I've not seen a lot of important (or "important") movies.  This is particularly the case when it comes to 2015's international filmsto my discredit, I started watching Hard to Be a God yesterday, realized fifteen minutes in that I found the shooting style kind of obnoxious, reflected that it was three freaking hours long, and finally decided that my brief span on this Earth was better spent watching Jaws for the second time in a week.  And, heck, I'll cop to not seeing fully three of the films that shall battle it out for Best Picture tomorrow night.  But then again, considering that neither The Big Short nor Spotlight really provoked any special enthusiasm in meand also considering that movies cost money that I don't have, whereas you'd have to pay me to watch BrooklynI hope that you'll forgive me.

Anyway, my point is that the following list of 2015's best films is imperfect, and that what I'm about to say is perhaps even a little irresponsible.  But since I've surely said it a thousand times already on this very blog and elsewhere, it's not like I'm going to try to walk it back nowInasmuch as 62 films can't not be called a significant and representative sample of last year's cinematic output, I'm gonna say it with some confidence, too: 2015 was by far the weakest year since I started paying attention to movies again.  2015 sucked, and it sucked raw, and it was disappointing as hell.

2015 was a year that produced many acclaimed films, yet whenever I stuck my neck out to try to enjoy a piece of high-falutin' art, I was punished for it, nearly every time, from the psychologically spurious Phoenix to the horrifyingly transphobic Tangerine to the dishwater-dull Girlhood to the ultimate penaltythe utter, soul-devouring void that was The Assassin.

2015 was also a year that saw many of my very favorite directors releasing new films, and falling short of their legacies.  On one hand, we had the likes of Michael Mann, Spike Lee, Steven Spielberg, and Quentin Tarantino, who made some good movies that merely didn't measure up to their own bodies of work.  And then we had folks like Brad Bird, Sam Mendes, and the poor, poor Wachowskis, who actually made bad movies, sometimes even outright terrible ones.

And, finally, 2015 was a year that promised the return of so many beloved film franchises, yet out of the eleven major franchise continuations that I saw, only two of them managed to live up to so much as the general idea of their vaunted predecessors (or even their not-so-vaunted predecessors!).  Meanwhile, there were nine whole fictional universesthe worlds inhabited by James Bond, the Terminator, the Fantastic Four, the Avengers, the Impossible Missions Force, the hungry dinos of Jurassic Park, the Kings of Tampa, and the Jedis and the Sith, respectivelythat each wound up worse in 2015.  (Well, given that the Star Wars Universe is a very bimodal thing, perhaps it's too much to say that The Force Awakens made anything "worse.")  But, Star Wars aside, sometimes they were made much worse.  Indeed, sometimes their failures had nothing at all to do with mere expectations, because they were dire pieces of shit on a completely objective level.  (By the way, did I mention that Sam Mendes was one of the great directors who made a really bad movie in 2015?  Let us be plain: Spectre is the fucking pits, the kind of movie that only even looks okay if you stand it next to something truly abysmal, like Terminator: Genisys.)

But last year did have its upsides, and while I may, at some point in the near future, kick 2015 around a little bit more with a Worst Of listgosh, I haven't even seen Pixels or The Cobbler yetlet's not dwell on the negative.  Let us look instead to the diamonds in the rough: few and far between they may be, but they're here!

First let's kick out the honorable mentions, films that were great, if not quite great enough: Rick Famuyiwa's coarse yet riveting coming-of-age adventure Dope; Matthew Vaughn's deliriously tasteless Kingsman: The Secret Service; Marjane Satrapi's edgy psychological horror-comedy The Voices; Robert Zemeckis' groovy Philippe Petit biopic The Walk; and Ryan Coogler's swell repositioning of the Rocky franchise Creed.  They're certainly all worth a poke.

And now, with all the bloviating out of the way, the top ten of 2015!

***

10.  ROOM (8/10)
In [the] room, a young woman has been imprisoned by a predator, and there she has remained for a long and degrading seven years.  Five years ago, she gave birth to a son, and in that room she has raised him, trying her best to show him that he is loved, while making a home for both of them out of the worst place in the world.  Presently, she learns that her captor has been laid offthat he will soon not be able to afford the house or this prison, and she retains quite enough sanity to know what that means.  Her efforts to escape, which have never truly ceased, now take on the urgency of pure survival.

Okay, it just can't be profitably argued that Lenny Abrahamson's Room does not break down badly around the hour marknor that it does not bottom out completely, with a truly abysmal scene that drags an inexplicable William H. Macy completely down into the muck along with itUp until that point, however, it is as fantastic a thriller as 2015 had to offer.  More importantly, it returns to form quickly afterward, and with tremendous grace.

Obviously, Room is typically a thing of abject misery; but it earns its miserablism.  It may never entirely earn what must have been the absolute central conceit of its source material, the vaguely magical world that Ma has created for her son Jackbut, then again, that's not really what the motion picture adaptation of Room is concerned with, anyway.  If Brie Larson wins Best Actress for her complex portrayal of this victim of unimaginable torments, then the Academy will have done some justice this year.  Sure, there's a fair argument to be made that anybody could play Ma, because after seven years in a shed, virtually anything would go, and practically no choice would seem "wrong."  I wouldn't make that argument myself (even if we have seen the role played on SVU at least a dozen times without any noticeable falsity).  But there's a shot of Larson's face late in Room, as the camera interrogates her own motivations, and it's perhaps the most heartbreaking two seconds of the year.  Larson deserves her gold.

9.  THE REVENANT (8/10)
When John Fitzgerald kills Hugh Glass' son, and then leaves him to die in a shallow grave, the grievously injured Glass crawls out and across North America to find him in this 19th century revenge thriller, inspired, as the kids say, by true events.

I'm always open to a good tale of survival and a good tale of revenge, and The Revenant offers both in a gorgeously well-crafted package.  Between Emmanuel Lubezki's ever-brilliant cinematography and Jack Fisk and Jaqueline West's deeply-immersive production and costume design, it's easily the most real-feeling period piece of the yearand Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy's performances push it right over the top into unambiguous greatness.  The ending could use some work, but then, so could Birdman's; and so, if Alejandro Inarritu wins Best Director again, or if he earns a second Best Picture Oscar for his producers, then I can't be angry, even if I disagree.  However, if DiCaprio and Hardy don't get their statues, I'll honestly be a little bummed.

Two women living in a bizarre half-hallucinated universe experience a breakdown of their relationship, brought on by one's increasingly-bent sexual demands.

The best "pure" romance of the yearthere are perhaps two more that are better, although they are not chiefly what you would call "romances"The Duke of Burgundy is everything director Peter Strickland's previous, terrible film, Berberian Sound Studio, was not.  Sound Studio actually made the very bottom of my Worst of 2013 list; so it's nice to see a man completely redeem himself and put out a movie that makes my Best.  Despite a lot of dangerous tangents into hallucinatory nonsense, Burgundy makes its psychedelic style work for its story, which at its heart may be the most humanand humaneof 2015.  I loved it, and it makes me happy, also, that I could put at least one art film on my top ten list; no mean feat in a year where so many other art films were so terrifyingly, mystifyingly bad.

7.  GOOSEBUMPS (8/10)
When callow idiot Zach Cooper moves next door to famed author and dire oneiromancer R.L. Stine, it's only a matter of time before he stumbles into the man's house, knocks over his bookcase, and unleashes all the monsters that the novelist had confined within the pages of his Goosebumps manuscripts.  (Also starring a girl.)

Not an art film, is this.  In fact, Rob Letterman's Goosebumps is safe corporate filmmaking at its most resolute: Sony dug up a brand name, hired a committee of writers to spin a narrative around itwhich they did mostly by ripping off Gremlins, Fright Night, In the Mouth of Madness, and New Nightmare wholesaleand then handed it to a director of hacky CGI-filled comedies, who subsequently filled its most important role with Jack Black.  There's nothing in that sentence, I'm sure, which compels you to believe me when I say Goosebumps was actually great.  And, hell, maybe it isn'tbut I had a great time, far, far better than I ever could have expected or hoped, and that's what counts around here.  Indeed, even its slavish adherence to trope works in this dumb movie's favor, turning it into a film that is a fairly excellent example of a 1980s-style kid's adventure while, at the exact same time, serving as a frankly hilarious parody of the genre.  Anyway, I honestly loved it, and at this point in my life, I no longer foolishly expect anyone else to ever really understand me.  Fantastic poster, too.

6.  THE NIGHTMARE (8/10)
Sleep paralysis is a terrifying condition.  How terrifying is it?  Watch The Nightmare and find out.

Rodney Ascher won fame for making Room 237, an awful documentary about the conspiracy theories floating around Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.  But he's cemented his status as one of the most exploitative documentarians around with The Nightmare, which is vastly better while being in no sense classier.  It does, at least, have the benefit of being more personal, since Ascher himself is a sufferer of sleep paralysis.

The real credit to be given The Nightmare, however, is how damned scary it winds up, despite how tremendously and deliberately hokey it is on every level of its construction: Ascher stages reenactments that might not have passed muster on Unsolved Mysteries, and then he throws in a ridiculous moment (infographic and all!), where he implies that sleep paralysis is exactly like a contagious disease, and all you need to contract it is to have the idea of it planted in your mindperhaps, for example, by watching this very film.  Still, let's not go too far: the sympathy shown to the sufferers of sleep paralysis here is tremendous, and what really gets you, long after you've watched it, is the knowledge that whether or not Ascher's recreations are a little threadbare, they nevertheless represent real experiences for people who have been ground right into the dust by a condition that is all but unimaginable for those of us not afflicted.  The great strengthand the great horrorof The Nightmare is that it makes you imagine it.  And I've lost more than a little sleep myself.

5.  CRIMSON PEAK (9/10)
Edith Cushing is seduced by a dashing Englishman and goes to live with him and his sister in a rotting, haunted Gothic mansion.  But it's not necessarily the ghosts that young Edith has to fear.

What can be said about Guillermo del Toro's Crimson Peak without just pointing at pictures of it and saying, "See?!"  Well, its failure at the box office is certainly worth a little bit of pissing and moaning; I don't think I've been this disappointed in the American public in some little while.  But the main thing is this: it's just gorgeous.  It is gorgeously shot, and even more gorgeously designedTom Sanders is not just a fucking treasure, he might really be the single best production designer working in pictures todayPeak was my favorite movie of 2015 to just sit and look at.  Oh, sure, it has a story too, and it's totally and perfectly fine.

4.  FOCUS (9/10)
Will Smith and Margot Robbie join forces and dance around their obvious attraction to one another as they embark on a series of globe-trotting cons.

Yes, their characters have names in the filmNicky and Jess, respectivelybut the fuel in the perfect entertainment machine that is Glenn Ficarra and John Requa's Focus is the sheer appeal of its movie star leads.  A good version of Focus could still exist without Smith and Robbie; the amazing version of Focus that does exist would absolutely not.  And so, in a better world, Focus would've made more money; in a truly correct world, Smith and Robbie would be excitedly hoping to get a pair of Oscars tomorrow, instead of at least half of them sitting the whole thing out because Hollywood as a whole is racist as fuck and the Academy is possibly worse.  Anyway, there's an awful lot that could still go wrong with the upcoming Suicide Squadthe words "written and directed by David Ayer" topping that particular listbut the chance to see Smith and Robbie together again in another frothy fun caper means that I'll be there, butt-in-seat, on opening night, and I encourage you to do the same.

3.  ANT-MAN (9/10)
Not long after being released from prison, Scott Lang finds himself dragooned into a superheroic heist using his newfound shrinking powers, while he tries to reconnect with his family.

Speaking of "fun comic book movies," Peyton Reed's Ant-Man is the definition of that phrase, easily beating out the more beloved (yet demonstrably worse) Guardians of the Galaxy as the best film of the Marvel Cinematic Universe's otherwise lackluster Phase 2.  Oh, sure, the ending is still hamstrung by the need to keep Scott Lang running around and available for future films; there is a version of Ant-Man without its invidious connection to the MCU that I have no doubt would make my Best of the Decade list.  But the version we got is still really, really Goddamned good.

2.  MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (10/10)
Imperator Furiosa and Max Rockatansky become uneasy allies in their running battle against the warlord of the wasteland, the Immortan Joe.  Then cars explode, for two truly wonderful hours.

I feel bad for initially giving Fury Road only a 9/10.  I had to sit with it a while (and rewatch it three times) to realize that, yes, it is pretty much a perfect cinematic object.  I still believe that the biggest overt problem is what I said back in May: it's the glimpsing inclusion of the Doof Warrior, which promises more than it actually delivers in terms of the film's otherwise-awesome metal soundscape.  But now that I've had time to reflect, I can tell you, almost a year later, why the film felt (very, very, very slightly) disappointing the first time I saw it: it is structured so that its action scenes actually descend in quality from the first one to the last.  And yet, when every action scene is obviously a 10/10, and each one is still better than every other action scene of 2015, I was plainly wrong not to give George Miller's masterpiece the highest possible score I could.  Now, don't get me wrong.  It's still not as good as Gravity, and maybe that was a big part of my previous annoyance too: the fact that Fury Road, which is certainly incredible in its own right, has unfairly eclipsed the greatest piece of experiential cinema ever made, to the point that when action movies are made in the future, they'll be compared to Fury Road instead of the truer benchmark represented by Alfonso Cuaron and Sandra Bullock's misadventures in space.  But, anyway, that's terribly unfair to Fury Road itself.  Therefore, let it be known that I reject my previous crabbiness with my whole heart.

1.  EX MACHINA (10/10)
A billionaire inventor invites a code nerd to his polar fortress for the purposes of making sexy smalltalk with his fembot.  And that's when things get weird.

Well, Fury Road might the most visceral entertainment of 2015, but Ex Machina, which is plenty visceral in its own right, is also the smartest.  And it's not just that it's so incredibly current.  Oh, sure: it's nice to see the best two films of last year tackling overtly feminist themes with such gustoand Ex Machina digs far more deeply into things than Fury Road ever thinks about doing, because (when you get down it) Miller's film is really just one more story about barbarous sex slavers, no matter how cleverly it builds its tale and action sequences around its core ideas.  Meanwhile, Ex Machina is just as fantastic a sci-fi allegory as Fury Road, but one that also has room for a lot more nuance than what you're likely to get with a powder-white warlord who has giant tumors and direly-mutated sperm.  Anyway, nuance is certainly not nothing.

Its intelligence goes much further than that, however.  In this regard, it's very much like Fury Road, in that it combines its fantastic allegory with a story that is also completely and totally literal, a thing which can be enjoyed on a purely narrative level as one more technologically-advanced spin on the oldest Gothic horror story in the big Gothic horror book.  Throw in some hard sci-fi thoughtfulness that has nothing to do with allegory, then, and you've already got yourself a novella of some substantial genius.  But, of course, Ex Machina is not a novella; it's a film.  Therefore it would be nothing at all without the things that make it a film.

But I don't know if I could use all ten of my fingers if I tried to count the number of debut films more assured in their direction than this oneindeed, if Alex Garland wants to keep going, we might be looking at the birth of one of the all-time greats (or maybe not; his screenwriting, after all, swings wildly up and down in its quality).  Regardless, as shockingly refined as Garland's sensibilities already are, this doesn't give nearly enough credit where it's due.  Ex Machina, being almost purely conversational, depends crucially upon its actors, and they give everything they've gotabove all Alicia Vikander, who was nominated for an Oscar this year, only for the wrong movie.  Let's hope she wins it anyway.  Meanwhile, Ex Machina itself was nominated for Best Original Screenplay (which, in 2015, it quite obviously is) and for Best Special Effects.  The Special Effects award is less clear-cut, but I hope it wins, because it deserves it, even beyond Fury Road.  This is not because Ex Machina's CGI creation of Evaher inner workings almost always exposed to viewis seamless.  It is seamless, in technical terms, yet it draws all your attention nonetheless: it is a quiet spectacle, constantly unfolding, where you find yourself convinced utterly of Eva's robotic nature, but keep staring because it is so convincing and alien and weird and absolutely amazing.  I only go on about it because I think it's the one element I didn't get to expound upon in my original review; when everything about a movie is so perfect, you tend to run out of space.  Ex Machina is so good that it goes a long way to redeeming a not-so-great year, all by itself.

***

And that's the show, folks.  Hey, maybe 2016 will be a year where my Best Of list won't consist mostly of 8/10s!

Thursday, March 27, 2014

The Worst Ten Films of 2013: or, better late than never, part III

There were 41 movies I'd readily describe as bad in 2013.  These are the picked turds.  These are the bottom ten.

The Top Ten Films of 2013: or, better late than never, part II

While there were 31 or so movies that left me genuinely happy in 2013, these are the ten best, that I will keep in my heart forever.  In reverse order, to add to the tension as you realize that movies you hated are even higher in my estimation than you thought.  Feel free to gnash your teeth.  It's a free country and they're your teeth!

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

2013 in review: or, better late than never, part I

Yes, I do know it's the end of March.  (Yes, I also know it's been a long time since I updated at all.)  I could make excusesmostly bad ones, I'm afraidor I could get on with it.  In a real out of character moment, I now opt for the latter.

These are the hundred films I watched in from 2013.  Each is followed by my further thoughts, in the case of films I have reviewedall linked, for your convenienceor, in the case of films which I saw but shamefully failed to formally review, they are followed by slightly longer capsule reviews.  For surprise's sake, and to shorten this post at least a little, I have redacted the names of my favorite ten of 2013, as well as their inverse, the worst ten movies to be shat out upon on unwitting world last year.  They will all be revealed in the coming hours in separate posts of their own.  To keep you guessing, and in part out of my delusion that you care, I have however left their grades unhidden.

Whatever!  On with what turned out to be a largely mediocre show.  To paraphrase David Byrne, isn't it the same as it ever was?

(What's that, dear heart?  Oh, yes, it's a bit longit is eighty fucking movies' worth.)