All the other kids, with their pumped-up kicks

WEAPONS

2025

Written and directed by Zach Cregger

Spoilers: moderate, I think

John Denver Appreciation Week: I wasn't supposed to be there, except, of course, to die

FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES

2025

Directed by Zach Lipovsky and Adam Stein

Written by John Watts, Gary Busick, and Lori Evans Taylor

Spoilers: moderate

Hamlet's bogus journey

SCARLET

2025

Written and directed by Mamoru Hosoda

Spoilers: moderate

She was shakin'

THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE

2025

Directed by Mona Fastvold

Written by Brady Corbet and Mona Fastvold

Spoilers: inapplicable

Not the bees

BUGONIA

2025

Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos

Written by Will Tracy

Spoilers: severe

Paperman

NO OTHER CHOICE

2025

Directed by Park Chan-wook

Written by Lee Kyoung-mi, Don McKellar, Lee Ja-hye, and Park Chan-wook (based on The Ax by Donald Westlake)

Spoilers: moderate

Any given Sunday

HIM

2025

Directed by Justin Tipping

Written by Skip Bronkie, Zack Akers, and Justin Tipping

Spoilers: moderate

Volcano girls, we really can't be beat

AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH

2025

Directed by James Cameron

Written by Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, and James Cameron

Spoilers: high

Walt Disney, part LXXXIV: Why did it have to be snakes?

ZOOTOPIA 2

2025

Directed by Byron Howard and Jared Bush

Written by everyone with a script by Jared Bush

Spoilers: high

mother!

DIE MY LOVE

2025

Directed by Lynne Ramsay

Written by Enda Walsh, Alice Birch, and Lynne Ramsay (based on the novel Die, My Love by Ariana Harwicz) 

Spoilers: moderate

This is where I tell you it's a sin to kill a dinosaur

JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH

2025

Directed by Gareth Edwards

Written by David Koepp

Spoilers: high but not really

I had before been moved by the sophisms of the being I had created; I had been struck senseless by his fiendish threats: but now, for the first time, the wickedness of my promise burst upon me; I shuddered to think that future ages might curse me as their pest, whose selfishness had not hesitated to buy its own peace at the price perhaps of the existence of the whole human race.

FRANKENSTEIN

2025

Written and directed by Guillermo del Toro (based on the novel Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus by Mary Shelley)

Spoilers: moderate

As alive as you need me to be

TRON: ARES

2025

Directed by Joachim Ronning

Written by David DiGilio and Jesse Witugow

Spoilers: moderate

Reach out and touch someone

BLACK PHONE 2

2025

Directed by Scott Derrickson

Written by C. Robert Cargill and Scott Derrickson

Spoilers: moderate (though I make some implications that could, conceivably, be construed as "high" spoilers)

Okay, bye, I love you

ELIO

2025

Directed by Madeline Sharafian, Domee Shi, and Adrian Molina

Written by Julia Cho, Mark Hammer, Mike Jones, Madeline Sharafian, Domee Shi, and Adrian Molina

Spoilers: moderate, though also borderline inapplicable

Love you. Go Giants.

CAUGHT STEALING

2025

Directed by Darren Aronofsky

Written by Charlie Huston (based on the novel by Huston)

Spoilers: moderate

What about Bob?

THUNDERBOLTS*

2025

Directed by Jake Schreier

Written by Eric Pearson and Joanna Calo

Spoilers: moderate unto highish

The wailing

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS

2025

Directed by Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans

Written by Danya Jiminez, Hannah McMegan, Maggie Kang, and Chris Appelhans

Spoilers: moderate

Fierce creatures

DANGEROUS ANIMALS

2025

Directed by Sean Byrne

Written by Nick Lepard

Spoilers: moderate

Plutonian shores

CRIMES OF THE FUTURE

2022

Written and directed by David Cronenberg

THE SHROUDS

2025

Written and directed by David Cronenberg

Spoilers: moderate