For want of a can

THE FLASH

2023

Directed by Andy Muschietti

Written by Christina Hodson, John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein, and Joby Howard

Spoilers: moderate (unless cameos are spoilers to you, you loser)

It follows

IT: CHAPTER TWO

Second verse, same as the first.  And that's not necessarily a bad thing.

2019

Directed by Andy Muschietti

Written by Gary Dauberman (based on the novel It by Stephen King)

Spoiler alert: moderate

We'll all float on all right

IT

It's a collage of random scary crap (for a liberal value of "scary," to boot) that coheres, at length, into a reasonably awesome kid's adventure in the grand old style of all the kid's adventures to which it wants to be compared: that is, kind of toothless, honestly, but still faintly meaningful and a fair amount of fun.

2017

Directed by Andy Muschietti

Written by Chase Palmer, Gary Dauberman, and Cary Fukunaga (based on the novel by Stephen King)

With Jaeden Lieberher (Bill Denbrough), Sophia Lillis (Bev Marsh), Jeremy Ray Taylor (Ben Hanscom), Finn Wolfhard (Richie Tozier), Jack Dylan Grazer (Eddie Kaspbrak), Wyatt Olef (Stan Uris), Chosen Jacobs (Mike Hanlon), Nicholas Hamilton (Henry Bowers), and Bill Skarsgard (Pennywise)

Spoiler alert: moderate (or, if you've literally never heard of this property before, severe)