If it was gay, bright, and beautiful, that's how Ziggy wanted it

ZIEGFELD FOLLIES

1946

Directed by Vincente Minnelli, Charles Walters, George Sidney, Lemuel Ayers, Roy Del Ruth, and Robert Lewis

Spoiler alert: inapplicable (and as I've said before, it's difficult to be brief with musicals or anthologies, and this one's both)

It's impossible, but it is rather sweet

YOLANDA AND THE THIEF

1945

Directed by Vincente Minnelli

Written by Irving Brecher, Jacques Thery, and Ludwig Bemelans

Spoiler alert: moderate