Daddy, daddy, where'd you get them stilts?

LONGLEGS

2024

Written and directed by Osgood Perkins

Spoilers: moderate to high

Nancy Drew in The Secret of the Haunted Vagina

IT FOLLOWS

Exceptional technique meets a great idea, yet somehow the result is only a very good movie.

2015
Written and directed by David Robert Mitchell
With Maika Monroe (Jay),  Keir Gilchrist (Paul), Lili Sepe (Kelly), Olivia Luccardi (Yara), Daniel Zovatto (Greg), and Jake Weary (Hugh)

Spoiler alert: moderate

The war comes home (finally)

THE GUEST

Rarely has the better been more obviously the enemy of the good enough.

2014 (the fancy, with their fancy pants!)/2015 (harumph)
Directed by Adam Wingard
Written by Simon Barrett
With Dan Stevens (David Collins), Maika Monroe (Anna Peterson), Brendan Meyer (Luke Peterson), Sheila Kelley (Laura Peterson), Leland Orser (Spencer Peterson), and Lance Reddick (Maj. Carver)

Spoiler alert: moderate