THE FAMILY
Another one of these Goddamned movies where we're supposed to think Robert De Niro is funny because he's Robert De Niro. Also, turns out Luc Besson hates France. This is sort of a French movie. I don't hate France, but I am disappointed in it.
2013
Directed by Luc Besson
Written by Michael Caleo and Luc Besson (based on the book by Tonino Benacquista)
With Robert De Niro (Giovanni/"Fred Blake"), Michelle Pfeiffer ("Maggie Blake"), Diana Agron ("Belle Blake"), John D'Leo ("Warren Blake"), and Tommy Lee Jones (Robert Stansfield)
Spoiler alert: mild
