PAIN & GAIN
Admit it: if the Coens made this, you'd masturbate to it. Okay, since Michael Bay made it, it is probably technically easier to actually masturbate to parts than it would be otherwise.
2013
Directed by Michael Bay
Written by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely (based on the articles by Pete Collins)
With Mark Wahlberg (Daniel Lugo), Dwayne Johnson (Paul Doyle), Anthony Mackie (Adrian Doorbal), Tony Shaloub (Victor Pepe Kershaw), Bar Paly (Sorina Luminita), Rebel Wilson (Robin Peck), Ed Harris (Ed DuBois), Rob Corddry (John Mese), and Ken Jeong (Johnny Wu)
Spoiler alert: severe
