Groovy, baby. Yeah.

LAST NIGHT IN SOHO

2021

Directed by Edgar Wright

Written by Krysty Wilson-Cairns and Edgar Wright

Spoilers: severe

Middle-aged by dawn

OLD

2021

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan (based on the comic book Sandcastle by Pierre Oscar Levy and Frederik Peeters)

Spoilers: moderate

Steven Spielberg, part XXXIX: Hey, I know a song, it's called "While You Were Singing, I Got Stabbed In the Head By a Puerto Rican"

WEST SIDE STORY

2021

Directed by Steven Spielberg

Written by Tony Kushner (based on the play by Jerome Robbins, Arthur Laurents, Leonard Bernstein, and Stephen Sondheim)

Spoilers: severe

The net is vast

BELLE

2021

Written and directed by Mamoru Hosoda

Spoilers: moderate

When blorlds collide

DON'T LOOK UP

2021

Directed by Adam McKay

Written by David Sirota and Adam McKay

Spoilers: moderate

They want us up in their gray space pushing their WTF buttons

THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS

2021

Directed by Lana Wachowski

Written by David Mitchell, Aleksandar Hemon, and Lana Wachowski

Spoilers: severe

Spins a multiverse, any size, doesn't matter if he dies, there's always some other Spider-Man

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME

2021

Directed by Jon Watts

Written by Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers

Spoilers: severe

True medium

NIGHTMARE ALLEY

2021

Directed by Guillermo del Toro

Written by Kim Morgan and Guillermo del Toro (based on the novel by William Lindsay Gresham)

Spoilers: mild

Back in the habit

BENEDETTA

2021

Directed by Paul Verhoeven

Written by David Birke, Pascal Bonitzer, and Paul Verhoeven (based on the book Immodest Acts: The Life of a Lesbian Nun In Renaissance Italy by Judith C. Brown)

Spoilers: moderate

Troubled youth

BELFAST

2021

Written and directed by Kenneth Branagh

Spoilers: that's a big ol' N/A

City of spies

CLIFF WALKERS

2021

Directed by Zhang Yimou

Written by Quan Yongxian and Zhang Yimou

Spoilers: mild

Father, son, and House of Gucci

HOUSE OF GUCCI

2021

Directed by Ridley Scott

Written by Becky Johnston and Roberto Bentivegna (based on the book The House of Gucci: A Sensational Story of Murder, Madness, Glamour, and Greed by Sara Gay Forden)

Spoilers: N/A

Deviant art

ETERNALS

2021

Directed by Chloé Zhao

Written by Patrick Burleigh, Ryan Firpo, Kaz Firp, and Chloe Zhao

Spoilers: moderate

Just try to make it sound like you wrote it that way on purpose

THE FRENCH DISPATCH OF THE LIBERTY, KANSAS EVENING SUN

2021

Directed by Wes Anderson

Written by Roman Coppola, Hugo Guinness, Jason Schwartzman, and Wes Anderson

Spoilers: moderate

Desert planet

DUNE: PART ONE

2021

Directed by Denis Villeneuve

Written by Jon Spaihts, Eric Roth, and Denis Villeneuve

Spoiler alert: good golly, it's Dune

The customary protests

THE LAST DUEL

2021

Directed by Ridley Scott

Written by Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Nicole Holofcener (based on the book The Last Duel: A True Story of Trial By Combat In Medieval France by Eric Jager)

Spoiler alert: pretty much inapplicable, but I don't say who dies!

The legendary weapons of China

SHANG-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS

2021

Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton

Written by Dave Callaham, Andrew Lanham, and Destin Daniel Cretton

Spoiler alert: moderate

She's a real basket case

MALIGNANT

2021

Directed by James Wan

Written by Ingrid Bisu, Akela Cooper, and James Wan

Spoiler alert: the determination of a spoiler warning is a subjective exercise, of course, but I will assert "moderate"

If she doesn't scare you, that sounds about right

CRUELLA

2021

Directed by Craig Gillepsie

Written by Dana Fox, Tony McNamara, Aline Brosh McKenna, Kelly Marcel, and Steve Zissis

Spoiler alert: the puppies were all products of incest, apparently (moderate) 

It's us who haunt the past

REMINISCENCE

2021

Written and directed by Lisa Joy

Spoiler alert: moderate