Amy Dunne gets a job

I CARE A LOT

2021

Written and direcred by J Blakeson

Spoiler alert: moderate

It happens ev'ry time

GIVE A GIRL A BREAK

1953

Directed by Stanley Donen

Written by Frances Goodrich, Albert Hackett, and Vera Caspary

Spoiler alert: moderate

An American against Paris

FUNNY FACE

1957

Directed by Stanley Donen

Written by Leonard Gershe

Spoiler alert: high, but it'd be your fault if you were surprised

I thought that you two were related

ROYAL WEDDING

1951

Directed by Stanley Donen

Written by Alan Jay Lerner

Spoiler alert: high, I guess, but also effectively inapplicable

Walt Disney, part XXXVIII: What's a fire, and why does it—what's the word—burn?

THE LITTLE MERMAID

1989

Directed by Ron Clements and John Musker

Written by Ron Clements, John Musker, and Howard Ashman (based on the story by Hans Christian Andersen)

Spoiler alert: well, she doesn't become a freaking air spirit

Hannibal ante portas

JUPITER'S DARLING

1955

Directed by George Sidney

Written by Dorothy Kingsley (based on the play The Road to Rome by Robert Sherwood)

Spoiler alert: unless you're somehow surprised to learn that Rome won the Second Punic War, actually quite mild

I love you, let's be friends

ATHENA

1954

Directed by Richard Thorpe

Written by Leo Pogostin, Charles Walters, Esther Williams, William Ludwig, and Leonard Spigelgass

Spoiler alert: moderate