What a disaster: Get on the bus

THE BIG BUS

1976

Directed by James Frawley

Written by Lawrence J. Cohen and Fred Freeman

Spoilers: moderate

It's an almost vanished way of life, not easy to hold onto... and terribly expensive to maintain

FITZWILLY

1967

Directed by Delbert Mann

Written by Isobel Lennart (based on the novel A Garden of Cucumbers by Poyznt Tyler)

Spoilers: moderate

The Encyclopedia Brown: Anything's easy for a woman

POSSESSED

1931

Directed by Clarence Brown

Written by Lenore J. Coffee (based on the play The Mirage by Edgar Selwyn)

Spoilers: moderate

The Encyclopedia Brown: My mother was a saint

THIS MODERN AGE

1931

Directed by Nick Grindé and Clarence Brown

Written by John Meehan, Sylvia Thalberg, and Frank Butler (based on the short story "Girls Together" by Mildred Cram)

Spoilers: mild

Galaxy's edge

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3

2023

Written and directed by James Gunn

Spoilers: moderate to high

The Encyclopedia Brown: Ace attorney

A FREE SOUL

1931

Directed by Clarence Brown

Written by John Meehan and Becky Gardiner (based on the play by Willard Mack based on the book by Adela Rogers St. Johns)

Spoilers: moderate

You'll bury us all

WHAT A WAY TO GO!

1964

Directed by J. Lee Thompson

Written by Betty Comden, Adolph Green, and Gwen Davis

Spoilers: moderate

Towering with you

THE PLACE PROMISED IN OUR EARLY DAYS

2004

Written and directed by Makoto Shinkai

Spoilers: moderate (also discussed, Shinkai's early short films, 1999's "She and Her Cat" and 2002's "Voices of a Distant Star")

Cardboard Science: I was a teenage arachnophobe

EARTH VS. THE SPIDER

1958

Directed by Bert I. Gordon

Written by Laszlo Gorog and George Worthing Yates

Spoilers: moderate

Always be closing

SUZUME

2022 Japan/2023 USA

Written and directed by Makoto Shinkai

Spoilers: moderate

Yeah

JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4

2023

Directed by Chad Stahelski

Written by Shay Hatten and Michael Finch

Spoilers: moderate

Cardboard Science: You didn't get paid to be eaten by prehistoric animals, did you?

THE CYCLOPS

1957

Written and directed by Bert I. Gordon

Spoilers: as the film would have it, high, but practically mild by the standards of anyone with the intellectual faculties of a six year old

Cardboard Science: I brought the atom bomb, I think it's a good time to use it

KING DINOSAUR

1955

Directed by Bert I. Gordon

Written by Tom Gries, Al Zimbalist, and Bert I. Gordon

Spoilers: high, I guess, but who could possibly care?

Cardboard Science: More like bore of the colossal beast, amirite?

WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST

1958

Directed by Bert I. Gordon

Written by George Worthing Yates and Bert I. Gordon

Spoilers: moderate

Cardboard Science: Little men come when anything goes

ATTACK OF THE PUPPET PEOPLE

1958

Directed by Bert I. Gordon

Written by George Worthing Yates and Bert I. Gordon

Spoilers: moderate

Atlas shrugged

SHAZAM! FURY OF THE GODS

2023

Directed by David Sandberg

Written by Henry Gayden and Chris Morgan

Spoilers: moderate

Getting punchy

CREED III

2023

Directed by Michael B. Jordan

Written by Keenan Coogler, Zach Baylin, and Ryan Coogler

Spoilers: moderate

What in the world could make a river red turn blue?

FULL RIVER RED

2023

Directed by Zhang Yimou

Written by Chen Yu and Zhang Yimou

Spoilers: moderate

Well, if you don't like it, maybe you shouldn't have "volunteered"

SNIPERS

2022

Directed by Zhang Yimou and Zhang Mo

Written by Chen Yu

Spoilers: moderate

American Gothic Week: Fragments as our universe must needs disown

DIE, MONSTER, DIE!

1965

Directed by Daniel Haller

Written by Jerry Sohl (based on "The Colour Out of Space" by H.P. Lovecraft)

Spoilers: moderate

Reviews from gulag: 2022's junk drawer, part 3

So on the eve of the Oscars, we're still cleaning up 2022, which I suppose isn't that new here at Kinemalogue, and of course halfway through March there's still a fair amount left from the previous year that I want to see.  It's entirely possible I won't be "done" with the year, then (though one is never done with a year, like, what does that mean, I'm never going to watch any other movie from 2022?), until April, which is of course a bother because newfangled release patterns means that these days we're already starting the new year in earnest by late winter, and there's already very important stuff I'm missing in theaters (Creed III, for example).  Yeah, I say this, as if I actually felt like leaving my house.  But whatever, here's a mess of semi-mini, semi-new reviews that shall at least begin to close the loop on 2022: Utama, The Woman King, The Menu, Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes, and Women Talking.

UTAMA

It kind of makes sense that, prior to this feature debut, Alejandro Loayza Grisi's been a cinematographer, and not an especially veteran cinematographer, at that, with his biggest deal being Planeta Bolivia, what looks like a tolerably cool travelogue documentary miniseries.  It explains several things about the movie.  One of them is, unfortunately, why Utama isn't edited very well.  It's not, like, edited terribly or anything, but it's full of images just bonking into one another.  For instance, we will eventually arrive upon a very long shot of our protagonist, Virginio (Jose Calcina), a Quechua llama herder and potato farmer living in the Bolivian Qullaw highlands; we see him cresting a roadside from long down the road, and this swings 90 degrees and several thousand feet to bonk into a very close axial shot of his face.  Grisi may also be a cinematographer who was never asked the question "where is the horizon in this painting?", though a one-clause aesthetic philosophy is for the birds anyhow.  "Being a TV documentary cinematographer" probably also explains Utama's extremely "nature doc" videography, which can be distractingly (sometimes unpleasantly) smooth, though, to Grisi's great credit, it's color graded for naturalism, and despite the overriding goal being a sort of poetic realism erring on the side of just plain realism, no doubt a well-attested mode in Latin American film though what Utama makes me think of is early Fifth Generation Chinese cinema, he even manages some rather interestingly narratively-weighted lighting set-ups inside the family cabin.

Oscars Fun 2023

I honor the Oscars as most people do—complaining about them—and I rarely discuss them in any systematic way, and I won't be changing that now.  But I will do something I've never done before—consider it a lark, please—because for whatever reason, the silly idea, "whom I personally would nominate and award, were my will in command of the collective mind of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences," has been percolating in my brain for a while.  Maybe it's just because I actually saw a non-trivial number of movies from the foregoing year for the first time in a while, and 2022 turned out to be a reasonably great year overall for cinema, so I wanted to celebrate that.  Or I got tired of reviewing documents at work.  In either case, this is the absolute last possible moment of even marginal relevance for it, and while I'd have liked to have seen all the (actual) Best Picture nominees, at least, rather than just 80% of them, and while this kind of locks down my top five even though I'm not done yet, for this particular game, it's now or never.  So with no further ado (except to say, "yes, they're in order of preference" and "part of the fun will be to see if I remember all the categories"), here's what and whom I'd have picked were I the dictator of industry circle-jerking.

American Gothic Week: The waves have now a redder glow—the hours are breathing faint and low

WAR-GODS OF THE DEEP

1965

Directed by Jacques Tourneur

Written by Charles Bennett, Louis M. Heyward, and David Whitaker

Spoilers: moderate

What a disaster: It's a work that continues the story or develops the themes of an earlier one, but that's not important right now

AIRPLANE II: THE SEQUEL

1982

Written and directed by Ken Finkleman

Spoilers: moderate

The Encyclopedia Brown: The room at the top of the stairs

INSPIRATION

1931

Directed by Clarence Brown

Written by Gene Markey (based on the novella Sappho by Alphonse Daudet)

Spoilers: moderate

The Encyclopedia Brown: Isn't there anyone whose memory is very dear—and sort of holy?

ROMANCE

1930

Directed by Clarence Brown

Written by Edwin Justus Mayer and Bess Meredyth (based on the play by Edward Sheldon)

Spoilers: moderate

Quantum of solace

ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA

2023

Directed by Peyton Reed

Written by Jeff Loveness

Spoilers: high

The Encyclopedia Brown: Garbo talks

ANNA CHRISTIE

1930

Directed by Clarence Brown

Written by Frances Marion (based on the play by Eugene O'Neill)

Spoilers: moderate

From shell's heart I stab at thee

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON

2022

Directed by Dean Fleischer Camp

Written by Jenny Slate, Nick Paley, and Dean Fleischer Camp

Spoilers: moderate

Go greased lightning

REDLINE

2009

Directed by Takeshi Koike

Written by Katsuhito Ishii, Yoji Enokido, and Yoshishi Sakurai

Spoilers: moderate

How to train your leviathan

THE SEA BEAST

2022

Directed by Chris Williams

Written by Nell Benjamin and Chris Williams

Spoilers: moderate (high, technically, but anybody over twelve is getting ahead of this film by the time they've seen the trailer for it)

A kiss goodbye

THE KISS

1929

Directed by Jacques Feyder

Written by Hanns Kraly and Marian Ainslee (based on the short story by George Saville)

Spoilers: moderate

Stand before the public and God, and be obliterated

TÁR

2022

Written and directed by Todd Field

Spoilers: moderate

Greta Garbo will never love you Johnny Mack Brown, accept it

THE SINGLE STANDARD

1929

Directed by John S. Robertson

Written by Josephine Lovett and Marian Ainslee (based on the novel by Adela Rogers St. John)

Spoilers: moderate (lot of redactions, though)

Tiger, tiger, burning bright, something something something night

WILD ORCHIDS

1929

Directed by Sidney Franklin

Written by Hanns Kraly, Ruth Cummings, Willis Goldbeck, and William Schayer (based on the novel Heat by John Colton)

Spoilers: moderate

Reviews from gulag: 2022's junk drawer, part 2

2022 was a good year for movies, for the most part—refreshingly so after two years where you can blame the poor output on the pandemic (though also another year before that, where you can't).  But, man, some of the movies people have hyped the most have been some of the least worthwhile.  Here's some more mini-ish reviews of a couple of aggravating films I didn't like, The Banshees of Inisherin and We're All Going to the World's Fair, plus a couple of pleasant little animated movies that I did, Inu-oh and The Bob's Burgers Movie.

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN

"You're all feckin' boring!" cries Siobhan Suilleabhain (Kerry Condon) about two-thirds of the way through The Banshees of Inisherin, giving voice to my inchoate feelings as regards the ulcerating feud that has developed between her brother Padraic (Colin Farrell) and his friend Colm Doherty (Brendan Gleeson) over the latter's decision to end their friendship of many years because the former is, as Colm has it, simply an excruciatingly dull time-sink.  And nevertheless did Martin McDonagh make a movie about them.  Siobhan isn't very interesting either, for the record.  She has Belle Trait: her personality is she's literate.  As for the movie McDonagh made, what we have is basically a stageplay that happens to have establishing shots sometimes—McDonagh, an Oscar-nominated (maybe Oscar-winning, I forget) filmmaker, is perhaps still fundamentally a playwright, for better and worse—and such establishing shots as there are here are mostly just things he likes to drop in, as editing bumpers.  The cinematic element of Banshees is mostly just wondering how a movie devised for theatrical release and with some of the most Hibernian stretches of Ireland at its disposal still looks so much like streaming content in terms of its photography and color grading (the most "theatrical" element is that it's in 'Scope ratio, which is always the right choice for any film that is mostly close-ups and two-shots).  However, if I'm being very nice I do in fact like the occasional use of windows made out of badly-made early 20th century glass to construct frames-within-frames, principally by having Farrell milling about outside a structure, frowning like a middle-aged puppy through the distorting glass whilst Gleeson, sitting in the foreground, scowls and pointedly ignores his silent entreaties.  These threaten to be funny until, as they almost inevitably do, those silent entreaties become active wheedling and Padraic turns about and enters said structure.  This is pretty much his whole character, now that I think about it, except he gets madder about it as time goes on.

The Encyclopedia Brown: She was the male of the species that is more fearless than mankind

A WOMAN OF AFFAIRS

1928

Directed by Clarence Brown

Written by Bess Meredyth, Marian Ainslee, and Ruth Cummings (based on the novel The Green Hat by Michael Arlen)

Spoilers: moderate

The mountains and the sea

DECISION TO LEAVE

2022

Directed by Park Chan-wook

Written by Jeong Seo-kyeong and Park Chan-wook

Spoilers: moderate (maybe high)

Reviews from gulag: 2022's junk drawer, part 1

There is unfortunately no theme I can think of to bind the following reviews together besides "they're all animated," and, hell, none are even animated in the same medium.  I don't know, maybe the theme is "they are actually good in inverse proportion to how much they're appreciated," but that's just the theme of, like, all fucking existence.  Nevertheless, here's reviews of Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio, Apollo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood, and DC League of Super-Pets.

GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S PINOCCHIO

The fact that it's named Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio is a tiny bit aggravating, not least because it's reminiscent of Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas, another stop-motion animated film attributed to a celebrated Gothic dark fantasy filmmaker who has no business claiming sole authorship of it—Mark Gustafson co-directed, and given the technology, I strongly expect he did more than "co-direct"—but you know, it gets a pass.  2022 was lousy with Pinocchios, and there was obviously a need for Del Toro and Netflix to differentiate it from the other ones.   These include a cheapo Russian cash-in with Pauly Shore, and, even more depressingly, Robert Zemeckis's quintuple-down on poorly-received disaster-projects, coming in the form of Disney's remake of their own 1940 Pinocchio that's so plainly bad that you don't need to see it, you can smell it from afar.  It is entirely probable that GDelT's P (hereafter just Pinocchio, thanks) is indeed the best of these.  It has been anointed such, and, because Del Toro fanboys are everywhere—even people who historically have not been fanboys for the extremely-uneven, I'm-gonna-just-put-it-out-there-not-that-good filmmaker have turned out to have nursed a secret desire to join the club—it has been anointed one of the year's great animated films.  I can sort of see the impulse—it's been a very bad year for animation (though I'm not sure "more than half of 2022's major animated features are mediocre or worse" is the consensus).  But, you know, I'm particularly enervated by the applause Del Toro has managed to gather upon himself on social media by taking the brave, heretical stand that "animation is a medium, not a genre!", which in A.D. 2022 is such a lamely self-impressed "cow says moo!" thing to say that I doubt it would ever occur to, for instance, Phil Tippet to actually voice it; I'm also not sure why Del Toro, adapting children's literature, thinks he has somehow not made a children's movie.  Is it just because his titular character and his titular character's sidekick are uglier than typical?

The Rock and eternity

BLACK ADAM

2022

Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra

Written by Adam Sztykiel, Rory Haines, and Sohrab Norshirvani

Spoilers: moderate

Who is your favorite fearless hero?

PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH

2022

Directed by Joel Crawford

Written by Tom Wheeler, Paul Fisher, and Tommy Swerdlow

Spoilers: moderate

Once upon a time in Hollywood

BABYLON

2022

Written and directed by Damien Chazelle

Spoilers: high, sorta—I'm not going to actually spoil the plot, such as it is, but there's just no point in writing about this without writing about the last ten minutes, and I guess you probably ought to see it as unsullied as possible, so I'll try to section it off

The movie that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery

THE BAD GUYS

2022

Directed by Pierre Perifel

Written by Etan Cohen (based on the book series by Aaron Blabey)

Spoilers: mild