Monday, October 31, 2022

Census Bloodbath: Jock shock


CUTTING CLASS

And once again we welcome you, to our October Switcheroo
Where Brennan Klein deigns to review nice old sci-fi, like I would do.
But pretending to alliance, Brennan sends me 80s violence!
Cardboard Bloodbath, Census Science, demands psychic realignment.
Oh we have funrequisite links.  Here's hoping that not too much stinks.
Poetry blows, J. Slasherfan thinks. Give me TITS and DEATH, that's my kink!

1989
Directed by Rospo Pallenberg
Written by Steve Slavkin

Sunday, October 30, 2022

Census Bloodbath: A true crime


RETURN TO HORROR HIGH

And once again we welcome you, to our October Switcheroo
Where Brennan Klein deigns to review nice old sci-fi, like I would do.
But pretending to alliance, Brennan sends me 80s violence!
Cardboard Bloodbath, Census Science, demands psychic realignment.
Oh we have funrequisite links.  Here's hoping that not too much stinks.
Poetry blows, J. Slasherfan thinks. Give me TITS and DEATH, that's my kink!

1987
Directed by Bill Froelich
Written by Bill Froelich, Dana Escalante, Mark Lisson, and Greg H. Sims

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Census Bloodbath: Gorked up


HELL NIGHT

And once again we welcome you, to our October Switcheroo
Where Brennan Klein deigns to review nice old sci-fi, like I would do.
But pretending to alliance, Brennan sends me 80s violence!
Cardboard Bloodbath, Census Science, demands psychic realignment.
Oh we have funrequisite links.  Here's hoping that not too much stinks.
Poetry blows, J. Slasherfan thinks. Give me TITS and DEATH, that's my kink!

1981
Directed by Tom DeSimone
Written by Randy Feldman

Thursday, October 20, 2022

What a disaster: The pirates of Byzance


RAISE THE TITANIC

1980
Directed by Jerry Jameson
Written by Adam Kennedy, Eric Hughes, and many others (based on the novel by Clive Cussler)

Spoilers: moderate (high if you don't read film's titles before you watch them)

Tuesday, October 4, 2022