The transporter

THE LAST RUN

1971

Directed by Richard Fleischer

Written by Alan Sharp

Spoilers: see above? (highish, if you're a real stickler)

What a disaster: Airport '37

THE HINDENBURG

1975

Directed by Robert Wise

Written by Nelson Gidding, Richard Levinson, and William Link (based on the novel by Michael M. Mooney)

Spoiler alert: moderate

G-d Week: Shall not the Judge of all the earth do right?

THE BIBLE: IN THE BEGINNING

1966

Directed by John Huston

Written by Christopher Fry (based on the book by P, D, and J)

Spoiler alert: oh, inapplicable

...He doesn't even know how to fold a map

THE RESCUERS DOWN UNDER

Better than you could possibly have expected from a sequel to The Rescuers, Down Under was and remains the most unsung—ha ha—masterpiece of the Disney Renaissance, and one of the most uniquely great films the studio ever made.

1990

Directed by Hendel Butoy and Michael Gabriel

Written by Jim Cox, Karey Kirkpatrick, Byron Simpson, and Joe Ranft

With Eva Gabor (Bianca), Bob Newhart (Bernard), Tristan Rogers (Jake), John Candy (Wilbur), Adam Ryen (Cody), Frank Welker (Marahute and Joanna), and George C. Scott (McLeach)

Spoiler alert: high

Pywokinesis

FIRESTARTER

It turns out it's not actually as easy to make an awesome movie about psychic powers as BDP and Cronenberg made it look.

1984

Directed by Mark Lester

Written by Stanley Mann (based on the novel by Stephen King)

With Drew Barrymore (Charlie McGee), David Keith (Andy McGee), Heather Locklear (Vicky McGee, nee Tomlinson), Martin Sheen (Capt. Hollister), and George C. Scott (John Rainbird)

Spoiler alert: moderate