My dear Lady Disdain! Are you yet living?

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING

1993

Written and directed by Kenneth Branagh (based on the play by William Shakespeare)

Spoilers: moderate unto high—and I'm kind of serious, it's not one of the ones they make you read in high school, you know?

Karmically, self-defense is quite cool

DEAD AGAIN

1991

Directed by Kenneth Branagh

Written by Scott Frank

Spoilers: moderate

If she doesn't scare you, that sounds about right

CRUELLA

2021

Directed by Craig Gillepsie

Written by Dana Fox, Tony McNamara, Aline Brosh McKenna, Kelly Marcel, and Steve Zissis

Spoiler alert: the puppies were all products of incest, apparently (moderate)