What a disaster: Can't you see the morning after?

BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE

1979

Directed by Irwin Allen

Written by Nelson Gidding (based on the novel by Paul Gallico)

Spoilers: moderate

Channing Tatum's least favorite movie of all time

GAMBIT

1966

Directed by Ronald Neame

Written by Sidney Carroll, Jack Davies, Alvin Sargent, and Shirley MacLaine

Spoilers: well, I'm going to discuss the beginning whether they like it or not, so—apparently—"catastrophically severe"

What a disaster: Fear of a bee planet

THE SWARM

1978

Directed by Irwin Allen

Written by Stirling Silliphant (based on the novel by Arthur Herzog)

Spoiler alert: moderate

Hang on a minute lads—I've got a great idea

THE ITALIAN JOB

1969

Directed by Peter Collinson

Written by Troy Kennedy Martin

Spoiler alert: a tiny bit more than "moderate"

Brad Pitt ate my sandwich

KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE

The excess is even wretcheder and the provocations even more hollow, but they're in service of something greater anyway.  Sometimes all it takes is a few scenes to make a movie.  On rare occasions, it takes just one.  Matthew Vaughn and Mark Millar (more the former than the latter) have done it again.

2015
Directed by Matthew Vaughn
Written by Jane Goldman and Matthew Vaughn (based on the comic The Secret Service by Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons)
With Colin Firth (Galahad/Harry Hart), Taron Egerton (Gary "Eggsy" Unwin), Michael Caine (Arthur), Mark Strong (Merlin), Jack Davenport (Lancelot), Sofia Boutella (Gazelle), and Samuel L. Jackson (Valentine)

Spoiler alert: mild

This play's the thing

DEATHTRAP

Between Rope and Grand Piano, there was Deathtrap.

1982
Directed by Sidney Lumet
Written by Jay Presson Allen (based on the stageplay by Ira Levin)
With Michael Caine (Sidney Bruhl), Christopher Reeve (Clifford Anderson), Dyna Cannon (Myra Bruhl), Irene Worth (Helga van Dorp), and Henry Jones (Porter Milgrim)

Spoiler alert: mild