No longer am I South Carolina's preeminent film critic. I am now a resident of Pittsburgh, PA, which is so far about what I expected: murderous to run in due to the hilly terrain, effectively hotter than Columbia because these barbarians haven't discovered air conditioning technology yet, and full of the worst drivers and pedestrians I've ever seen in my whole life. But I'll get used to it! Meanwhile, my girlfriend is getting a sweet fully-paid doctorate at CMU, so that's rad.
So, yes, I have survived a move of many miles, but as for Internet, who can say? Service will resume with gusto soon, but until then, know that I live, and I'm finally taking that vacation I've needed for over a year, watching some pretty swell movies in the meantime.
I'll catch you on the flipside, chums.