I thought that you two were related

ROYAL WEDDING

1951

Directed by Stanley Donen

Written by Alan Jay Lerner

Spoiler alert: high, I guess, but also effectively inapplicable

Walt Disney, part XXXVIII: What's a fire, and why does it—what's the word—burn?

THE LITTLE MERMAID

1989

Directed by Ron Clements and John Musker

Written by Ron Clements, John Musker, and Howard Ashman (based on the story by Hans Christian Andersen)

Spoiler alert: well, she doesn't become a freaking air spirit

Hannibal ante portas

JUPITER'S DARLING

1955

Directed by George Sidney

Written by Dorothy Kingsley (based on the play The Road to Rome by Robert Sherwood)

Spoiler alert: unless you're somehow surprised to learn that Rome won the Second Punic War, actually quite mild

I love you, let us be friends

ATHENA

1954

Directed by Richard Thorpe

Written by Leo Pogostin, Charles Walters, Esther Williams, William Ludwig, and Leonard Spigelgass

Spoiler alert: moderate

All I ask is just one more chance—just one more dance?

LOVELY TO LOOK AT

1952

Directed by Mervyn LeRoy and Vincente Minelli

Written by George Wells and Harry Ruby (based on the musical play Roberta by Jerome Kern and Otto Harbach based on the novel Gowns by Roberta by Alice Deur Miller)

Spoiler alert: moderate

Walt Disney, part XXXVII: It could be a stream of dog pee, and it would look like a river to us

HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS

1989

Directed by Joe Johnston

Written by Stuart Gordon, Brian Yuzna, Ed Naha, and Tom Schulman

Spoiler alert: moderate