1933
Directed by Mervyn LeRoy
Written by Erwin S. Gelsey, James Seymour, Ben Markson, and David Boehm
If The Gold Diggers of Broadway were not a lost film (about ten minutes of footage survive), or if I'd been alive in the early 30s to see both, it's possible that I could be more irritated to watch a blatant remake of a movie not even four years old yet, reconfigured to act almost identically to a movie not even a quarter-year old yet. (Then again, that's presentism talking: I have no doubt at all that I would appreciate point-by-point remakes of things much more readily if I lived in an age where home video wasn't even available to millionaires.) It's a hypothetical anyway, and doesn't change the context in which I actually saw Gold Diggers '33, which is that of a Busby Berkeley retrospective. In that context, Gold Diggers '33 is a film that took the lessons from everything its studio and choreographer had done on 42nd Street, and then, in almost every single respect, did them better.
It's a fun number, providing an opportunity for a really iconic example of Berkeley's "parade of faces" technique, the dancers using the big coins they carry as fan-like props to play peek-a-boo with coquettish glee, and it's worth noting how much I like this: on one hand, it's a pleasure for the audience, or at least some major segment of the audience, inviting you to scope a vertigo-inducing variety of hot women; on the other hand, it's one of the most lovely gestures a cinematic choreographer could make, allowing a bunch of nobody chorus girls who would only have been consigned to fuzzy anonymity on the stage a chance to be a star, even if just for a second or two. It's easy to imagine one of them in the audience for Gold Diggers '33, or another Berkeley musical, watching their own face, tall as a building, shining back at them; it's questionable whether any would have lived long enough, but I really like to imagine one seeing it on DVD seventy years down the line, and remembering their youthful beauty, and that once they were a small part, but an important part, of something amazingly cool that people would never forget.
But Barney is, as it turns out, putting a new show together, and would be thrilled to reunite the band—except for the little issue of money. (My interpretation is that this movie is about money.) However, the across-the-way neighbor that Polly's been crushing on for weeks, Brad Roberts (Dick Powell)—himself a songwriter, and, according to Barney, a good one——having been offered a job on Barney's show, would also be happy to finance it, and, while they all think he's playing an asshole joke, he does indeed show up the next morning at Barney's office with $15,000 in cash. His only condition is that his name or face not be advertised, which bums Barney out because Barney wants his new angel to play the lead. Complications ensue, forcing Brad into the limelight anyway, whereupon it turns out he isn't the bank robber Polly assumed he was (!), but a member of a very conversative, very wealthy family, whose older brother Lawrence (Warren William) and attorney Fanueil Peabody (Guy Kibbee) are appalled by Brad's choice of career, and even moreso by his choice of women. Lawrence and Peabody thus descend upon our heroines, intent on disrupting Brad's relationship by bribe—or, if it comes down to it, seduction—but they misidentify Carol as Polly, and Carol, piqued by Lawrence's obscene snobbishness, plays along out of spite, whilst Trixie sees their mistake as a prime opportunity to bilk these idiots out of at least a little bit of their ill-gotten wealth.
It's maybe even more predictable as a romantic farce than 42nd Street was as a backstage drama, but Gold Diggers '33, leaning into its avowedly-contrived premise and bedroom comedy antics, is also more fun. It is, however, a little clumsier in its storytelling: if it's at least less modular-feeling than its production history would dictate, it's far from flawlessly-polished. It winds up genuinely flop-sweaty by the time it reaches its conclusion, with Lawrence trapped in an antagonistic role so direly hypocritical and sputteringly incoherent that it's almost legitimately confusing; and even before this, character beats of seemingly critical importance are relayed in dialogue, after the fact—it's hard to say precisely when Polly and Brad declare their love, or when Lawrence's affection for Carol becomes dominant over his revulsion, because they do not occur onscreen. They're simply facts that the film assures us it has already established. It hurts it less than should, honestly, but even that's just because the cliches are so forceful that even a full missing reel's worth of character development can't actually deprive us of the information we need to understand what's happening.
Nope, that's still Berkeley, and Gold Diggers '33 paces its Berkeley numbers so much better it's kind of odd to think that 42nd Street thought smashing them all together at the end was the best way to do it. Following "We're In the Money," at the midpoint we get "Pettin' In the Park," which is the appealingly weird sexy number, and goes through a few permutations as it gradually leaves the diegetic reality of the stage, including a bit with cops on rollerskates for some reason. Beginning as a a love duet between Powell and Keeler (which I think we're supposed to accept as forwarding their romantic plot, though this seems like doing too much work on this screenplay's behalf), it sprawls outward toward a kind of sexual universality, visiting all sorts of couples in a way that, in 1933, I am certain was intended to be nice even if, to us here in 2020, it makes it uncomfortably obvious how permissible it was in 1933 to imply even the slightest hint of miscegenation, that is, not permissible whatsoever. Ultimately, however, it arrives at Berkeley's classic jam, that is, art deco-inflected softcore porn:
So behold an army of legs with women attached (and their men attached to them), sprawled across the elegant-looking park set, soon thereafter getting rained on and thus inclined to disrobe in a giant diorama behind an enormous sheet through which are visible a couple dozen very detailed silhouettes. Our host for this strange id journey has been dwarf actor Billy Barty as a baby (whose smooth looks are unnervingly convincing as an actual child, just one with adult eyes). No points for guessing the symbolism there, of course; and now, Barty pulls up the screen with a loving closeup of his shit-eating grin. Unfortunately, the ladies have armored themselves with metal chastity swimsuits; but all is not lost, because Barty has a can opener. It's fucked; it's great; I love it.
So behold an army of legs with women attached (and their men attached to them), sprawled across the elegant-looking park set, soon thereafter getting rained on and thus inclined to disrobe in a giant diorama behind an enormous sheet through which are visible a couple dozen very detailed silhouettes. Our host for this strange id journey has been dwarf actor Billy Barty as a baby (whose smooth looks are unnervingly convincing as an actual child, just one with adult eyes). No points for guessing the symbolism there, of course; and now, Barty pulls up the screen with a loving closeup of his shit-eating grin. Unfortunately, the ladies have armored themselves with metal chastity swimsuits; but all is not lost, because Barty has a can opener. It's fucked; it's great; I love it.
Score: 9/10
*It also occasioned a few minor shocks from poorly-insulated wires. I know this, because in one of the most egregious DVD extra fails I've ever seen, somebody thought it would be okay to have child-killer John Landis discuss set safety like this subject was a joke to him.
*It also occasioned a few minor shocks from poorly-insulated wires. I know this, because in one of the most egregious DVD extra fails I've ever seen, somebody thought it would be okay to have child-killer John Landis discuss set safety like this subject was a joke to him.
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