The fish on the land ain't happy; they sad 'cause they in the bowl

CHAO

2026

Directed by Yasuhiro Aoki

Written by Saku Konohana

Spoilers: mild

You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask

BATMAN RETURNS

1992

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Sam Hamm, Daniel Waters, and Wesley Strick

Spoilers: severe

That Age is best, which is the first, when Youth and Blood are warmer

TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA

2026

Written and directed by Jane Schoenbrun

Spoilers: high

...still doesn't really explain the scissors, though

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

1990

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Caroline Thompson and Tim Burton

Spoilers: severe

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that?

THE DRAMA

2026

Written and directed by Kristoffer Borgli

Spoilers: would be a complete waste of time at anything lower than "high," so high

A heterosexual movie by Gregg Araki

I WANT YOUR SEX

2026

Directed by Gregg Araki

Written by Karley Sciortino and Gregg Araki

Spoilers: moderate

Laika Week, part zero: Love and death

CORPSE BRIDE

2005

Directed by Mike Johnson and Tim Burton

Written by John August, Caroline Thompson, Pamela Pettler, and Tim Burton

Spoilers: highish

It's never who you want to be monogamous who's monogamous

THE INVITE

2026

Directed by Olivia Wilde

Written by Will McCormack and Rashida Jones (based on the movie Sentimental by Cesc Gay)

Spoilers: moderate

Walt Disney, part LXX: All at once, everything looks different

TANGLED

2010

Directed by Byron Howard and Nathan Greno

Written by Dan Fogelman, plus innumerable others, over more than a decade

Spoilers: severe

Sherwood Week: He's not the Marian kind

ROBIN AND MARIAN

1976

Directed by Richard Lester

Written by James Goldman

Spoilers: moderate shifting pretty immediately into severe, and I guess you could feel deceived that I said it was ever "moderate"

Phantom thread

MOTHER MARY

2026

Written and directed by David Lowery

Spoilers: moderate

Better a thousand times to die than for to live so tormented: dear, but remember it was I who for thy sake did die contented

THE PRIVATE LIVES OF ELIZABETH AND ESSEX

1939

Directed by Michael Curtiz

Written by Norman Reilly Raine and Aeneas MacKenzie (based on the play Elizabeth the Queen by Maxwell Anderson)

Spoilers: welllll, how familiar are you with the reign of Elizabeth I?

Disney's Challengers: Put it in a flower pot and you'll see what you shall see

THUMBELINA

1994

Written and directed by Don Bluth (based on the story "Tommelise" by Hans Christian Andersen)

Spoilers: moderate

The wailing

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS

2025

Directed by Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans

Written by Danya Jiminez, Hannah McMegan, Maggie Kang, and Chris Appelhans

Spoilers: moderate

Plutonian shores

CRIMES OF THE FUTURE

2022

Written and directed by David Cronenberg

THE SHROUDS

2025

Written and directed by David Cronenberg

Spoilers: moderate

00 Week: We've got all the time in the world to talk about love

ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE

1969

Directed by Peter Hunt

Written by Richard Maibaum and Simon Raven (based on the novel by Ian Fleming)

Spoilers: severe

Walt Disney, part LXVIII: When we're human

THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG

2009

Directed by Ron Clements and John Musker

Written by Rob Edwards, Greg Erb, Jason Oremland, Ron Clements, and John Musker

Spoilers: severe

Walt Disney, part LXVI: Disney Princess enchanted tales

ENCHANTED

2007

Directed by Kevin Lima

Written by Bill Kelly, Rita Hsiao, Todd Alcott, Bob Schooley, and Mark McCorkle

Spoilers: high

They'd forget their precious gold if they had to dig their own

GOLD

1974

Directed by Peter Hunt

Written by Wilbur Smith and Stanley Price (based on the novel Gold Mine by Wilbur Smith)

Spoilers: moderate

Or, The Misdirects of Mr. E

THE MYSTERY OF MR. X

1934

Directed by Edgar Selwyn

Written by Howard Emmett Rogers and Monckton Hoffe (based on the novel X v. Rex by Philip MacDonald)

Spoilers: moderate