Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Chief? McLeod!


Directed by William Wyler
Written by Robert Wyler and Philip Yordan (based on the play by Sidney Kingsley)

Spoiler alert: moderate

William Wyler, it's saidnotably by André Bazin, for example, if you need me to source itwas the best translator there ever was between the stage and the screen.  Of course, it's hard to affirmatively confirm that: practically every single Old Hollywood director of any note whatsoever was a big adapter of plays.  (People won't shut up about how everything these days is preexisting IP, but it was always so; you just don't notice it because, in the first instance, you don't read, whereas stageplays, by their very nature, get swallowed up by time if no one performs them, while their reproducible cinematic adaptations persist and become the definitive version.)  Still, it's hard to deny Wyler the title, considering a track record that includes Dodsworth, The Little Foxes, The Heiress, The Desperate Hours, and more.  Even the one time he got the process of adaptation so gobsmackingly wrong that it's not clear why he ever bothered, with These Three, he eventually remade it, the right way, as The Children's Hour.  But then there's 1951's Detective Story, his second adaptation of Sidney Kingsley (the first was 1937's Dead End, and Kingsley asked for Wyler because he'd liked Wyler's work on Dead End), and with Wyler's reputation as the great adapter resting on his remarkable ability to take even the talkiest, stagiest play and make it so cinematic you could only guess at its stage origins by the fact they tend not to leave the house, Detective Story could only come to me as an unexpected and unpleasant surprise.

It's the kind of thing that anybody in Hollywood, let alone someone of Wyler's stature and skill, ought to have been slightly embarrassed of making in 1951I'm sure nobody at Paramount actually was, as it seems to have made a handsome profitbut, if I were to put myself in the mindset of a contemporary viewer, I might be livid that I paid good money to see a movie that's just barely more cinematically sophisticated than the episode of Lucy I missed at home (probably "The Fur Coat," which is, indeed, rock-solid Lucy).  And then, even when it is more sophisticated, half the time it's hardly even to its benefit.  It's a movie where you realize halfway through that the set has no fourth wall, which isn't necessarily an insuperable problem; Rope doesn't have any fourth wall, but Detective Story isn't otherwise conducting one of the most exciting and successful experiments in cinema history, either.  Over an hour in, Wyler finally strives to correct the deficiency with a shot that allows the camera to turn around the proscenium.  It's for one single scene, it's set in a little corner, and it's bizarre how out-of-place it feels.  It's a movie where my favorite single shot comes under the opening titles, with a bird's-eye-view of the streets of New York: strangely orderly, I half-wonder if it was staged specifically for the film; the usual cliché would be "ants marching," but it looks more like an aquarium, with two remarkably regimented schools of fish swimming down each sidewalk.  Well, either way, that this is the film's best shot is hardly any good sign for what's to comethough aesthetics aren't even the biggest reason I don't like Detective Story.

Frankly, I suspect that Kingsley's play simply isn't good in the first place, though I don't envy Philip Yordan and Wyler's brother, Robert, the job of adapting it.  For one thing, Kingsley's social realist/"social realist" play was premised on the kind of grubbiness that just wouldn't fly under the Production Code, obliging Wyler and his screenwriters to make certain compromises and talk around certain issues.  For two, and more importantly, it is effectively a single-location play.  Other than the introduction to our leads, and a single, badly rear-projected scene that gets us away from the buildingrepresenting the barest minimum effort to "open up" the material for the screen, and I expect both scenes were presented differently on the stagewe never even leave a single room, except, anyway, to visit adjoining rooms.  Oh, and a roof, I guess.  And of course a staircase.  By God, Wyler would have his staircase, though he scarcely gets to use it.

Well, that room is the central office of the 21st Precinct of the New York Police Department, home of two-fisted detective Jim McCleod (Kirk Douglas).  We meet McLeod outside during the brief period that Detective Story still looks like it takes place in a real setting in actual space, as he kisses his loving wife Mary (Eleanor Parker) goodbye to start another day of busting crooks and/or busting heads.  His big case lately is that of, ahem, the rogue obstetrician, Karl Schneider (George Macready), who's continued to practice all kinds (by which I mean, "one very specific kind") of medicine without his license.  McLeod's been chasing him for the better part of the year, almost obsessively, thanks to one dead girl and another presently dying in the hospital.  Today, however, Schenider's attorney (Warner Anderson) has called for a colloquium with McLeod and his boss, Lt. Monaghan (Horace MacMahon).  His client's ready to turn himself in, but the lawyer wants assurances that McLeod won't abuse Schneider once he's in his custody, for, as he explains, McLeod's interest in Schneider smells of a personal grudge.  McLeod genuinely has no idea what he's talking about, though we get a sense of how good a detective he must be from how improbably long it takes for him to finally figure it out.  (And, minor spoiler, he's actually just told.)

In perfect charity to Detective Story, I think this is wholly intentional, and that the audience is supposed to be well, well ahead of McLeod on this, as he's blinded by his own self-perception of moral righteousness, which he presumes would be reflected entirely in, for example, anyone he chose to marry.  That, after all, is much more what the movie is "about" than it is "about" abortion, back-alley or otherwise, which it has no particular angle on, though this could, again, be adaptationthe Hays Office was obviously less than thrilled about it and required the abortionist to be changed to a baby broker, which the script does extremely resentfully, so that at no time is it not 100% crystal clear that Schneider provides abortions at his farm in New Jersey, with frequent reference to "procedures."  Unfortunately, it also means that it's never canonically established why the, um, violation of adoption regulations in another state would or could make McLeod so murderously angry, whereas the dialogue can get a little deranged (even unintentionally comic) when characters ask questions like "what happened to the baby?"

But it's the interrogation of its protagonist's personality that provides the real backbone of Detective Story, establishing McLeod as a merciless, dickheaded cop (ACHABB, it seems), before putting him through a deeply painful awakening to how damaging his order-hold-the-law philosophy is to society and, ultimately, to himself.  That projection of moral purity is admired by his fellow policemen, in a sort of half-awed, half-annoyed wayit's difficult to say the film itself doesn't respect him, too, even if it's critical.  (I'm not thrilled by the lawyer, particularly, who's right in every single regard, being defined completely by the smugness of his insinuations.  Somehow the most irritating thing is that they named him "Endicott Sims," in case you wanted to like him anyway.)  By the end, however, even McLeod's lieutenant and his buddies Brody (William Bendix) and Feinson (Luis Van Rooten) are aghast at his inflexibilityand when it comes to his wife, he's aghast at himself, though by the time he finally learns his lesson it's too late to do much good.

And this is... actually not bad.  It isn't a rule that you must like your protagonist, and it presents a pretty damned clean arc, the stuff of good melodrama atop a reasonably well-considered parable about the arrogance of moral certitude.  It's creaky in the detailsMcLeod's saddled with a penchant for vomiting out sad childhood backstory more-or-less unbidden, and I can't decide if I despise or love the fearlessly-blunt self-psychoanalysis of the line, "I built my whole life on hating my father.  All the time he was inside me laughing... or maybe he was crying," whereas I'm flummoxed by how somebody who puts cigarettes out on the floor of his shared office could possibly have any friends therebut, you know, it works.

Not all of it works perfectly, of course, nor even without serious objections, and for a film that, by definition, can offer nothing except its performances, it's not even close to uniformly well-acted: Douglas, in particular, did a lot better the same year under Billy Wilder* with another nasty, noirish hero, not least because Ace in the Hole's unscrupulous journalist never asks his audience for pity.  But it's simply a smoother performance: Douglas can be a lumpy actor, frequently given to discontinuous jumps in expression, brayed declamation, and cosmic anger, and that can be turned toward good ends.  (If I wanted to be contrarian, I'd call him "the undiscerning man's Charlton Heston," though Douglas's mewling pathos, as in "maybe he was crying," is even better.)  Typically, I like Douglas.  McLeod benefits from all this, in that he's blatantly unstable; but Douglas is also disagreeably obvious about it, starting almost from the very first scene and barely leaving him anywhere else to go.  Forget emotions, McLeod barely seems to be able to modulate his volume.  This is, in a sense, "the point," but it's also wearying, often tripping into an indulgence of Douglas's most stereotyped tics, presented as a collage of angry barks from a junkyard dog fed so much overly-hardboiled dialogue that he's gotten a little tummyache.

Parker gets by far the better of it, somehow offering a wider emotional spectrum than her co-star despite less than a third as much screentime, and actually managing to make sense out of her character despite being asked to make even larger leaps than Douglas is, and which the script is only half-heartedly interested in supporting.  But then, she's most effective just on the basis of her physicality: as far as Mary's desperate moments of guilt and shame go, it turns out that Parker's eyebrows take on a pronounced asymmetry when she's upset; it makes her a truly great ugly crier.  The downside to that physicality is that Parker was also A Movie Star, and the film never permits you to forget itthis is true to an extent of Douglas as well, both of them incongruities in a film that's populated otherwise by normal-looking and sometimes flatly-unattractive character actorsI won't say who I mean, though I obviously don't mean "Lee Grant," in her first film role herebut even Grant is shot and styled to look, like, ordinary and real, whereas it gets tiresome how much carefully-applied glamor is deployed to light Parker's face, unlike nearly every other shot in the film, including the close-ups of Douglas that we immediately cut to, all of which go for as much unadorned urban grit as "filmed stageplay" was ever going to provide.  Even recognizing that Parker might've insistedthe previous year's Caged was certainly not very glamorous for herthis utterly normal thing, in some other movie, seems sloppy here.  And yet, for all my complaining, I said this central dynamic "worked."  I don't renounce it.

Or perhaps it would work, just not in this Detective Story, which more than anything else wants to use its setting to tell a story about, apparently, the whole Goddamn borough, occupying itself with the entire broad sweep of a bad day at this police precinct, rather than just the narrower concerns of a bad day in the lives of its principal characters.  Thus is half the movie or more given over to the other cases coming through the stationthat of a nameless shoplifter (Grant), and of a pair of burglars with mile-long rap sheets (Joseph Wiseman and Michael Strong), and of an embezzler (Craig Hill) and the girl who not-very-secretly loves him (Cathy O'Donnell, Best Years of Our Lives weakest link and Robert Wyler's wife, and who therefore also receives incongruous glamor lighting)and, bleeding Jesus, it's all so awful.

Grant's playing the dumbest girl in Brooklyn after she got kicked in the head by a mule, though this is less aggravating, in that it's at least less noisy, than Wiseman's burglar, whom Wyler encourages to do "cartoon maniac" and "cartoon Italian-American" at a constant 95 decibels.  (This is, honestly, one of the most exhaustingly shouty movies of its era.)  The embezzler's B-plot offers some modest valueO'Donnell is better here than in Best Years, and as the embezzler is McLeod's other case and (theoretically) a sympathetic one, he provides an opportunity for McLeod to test whether he wants to soldier on with his shithead's integrity or become a more decent personbut then the burglars' C-plot turns out to have been a plot device all along, tasked with tying the story up in a depressingly artless bow.

Detective Story has its compensationsmostly Parker, occasionally Douglas, some decent deep staging through the proscenium (because Wyler wasn't totally asleep at the wheel), a few good close-ups and two-shots, some hilariously-bad tough-guy dialogue, and, at its core, an interesting (albeit schematic) idea for a relationship dramabut this other stuff, this "texture," this chaff pretending to be wheat, winds up doing active harm to even the good parts of the film by stealing so much time away from them.  By the end, you're left with the sinking feeling that this tale's perverse adherence to the letter of the Aristotlean unities (if hardly the spirit) had obviated much possibility for Kingsley, or Wyler, to actually pursue that relationship drama with anything like humanity or nuance.  Alternatively, they didn't care, or thought this was good enough, so long as they threw a half-movie's worth of utter nonsense in to hide the fact that the A-plot moves jaggedly from beat to beat without any of the connective tissue they needed but didn't bother to include.  This is the very worst thing about Detective Story, and it becomes incredibly hard to ignore as the film nears its conclusion, as McLeod and his wife flip their positions every other scene across a three-part argument/break-up that somebody thought would emotionally land anyway because it had been buffered out by the pointless bullcrap of the B- and C- and Z-plots.  Obviously, it doesn't.  And that's what Detective Story leaves you with: the conviction that, no, it does not "work" at all.

Score: 5/10

*Not, in fact, the same person.  I looked it up, it's true.

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