Darol's strawberries

ALL YOU NEED IS KILL

2026

Directed by Kenichiro Akimoto

Written by Yuichiro Kido (based on the novel by Hiroshi Sakurazaka)

Spoilers: moderate

We could've been anything that we wanted to be, with all the talent we had

THE BAD GUYS 2

2025

Directed by Pierre Perifel

Written by Yoni Brenner and Etan Cohen

Spoilers: moderate

You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask

BATMAN RETURNS

1992

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Sam Hamm, Daniel Waters, and Wesley Strick

Spoilers: severe

Perfection Week: I've done this before, and I did not like it!

TREMORS II: AFTERSHOCKS

1996

Directed by S.S. Wilson

Written by Brent Maddock and S.S. Wilson

Spoilers: moderate

Perfection Week: I'VE GOT A GODDAMN PLAN

TREMORS

1990

Directed by Ron Underwood

Written by S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock

Spoilers: moderate

Let's face it, you're not exactly "normal," are you?

BATMAN

1989

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Sam Hamm and Warren Skaaren

Spoilers: severe

Renowned among mankind for all manner of subtlety

THE ODYSSEY

2026

Written and directed by Christopher Nolan

Spoilers: effectively inapplicable, though perhaps high, if this is your first exposure to any modern retelling of the Greek Epic Cycle

You're not gonna believe this, but I think somebody's emu got loose

THE END OF OAK STREET

2026

Written and directed by David Robert Mitchell

Spoilers: mild

Walt Disney, part LXX: All at once, everything looks different

TANGLED

2010

Directed by Byron Howard and Nathan Greno

Written by Dan Fogelman, plus innumerable others, over more than a decade

Spoilers: severe

True sh... well, that'd be a little too easy

SUPERGIRL

2026

Directed by Craig Gillespie

Written by Ana Nogueira and Jeremy Slater (based on the comic book Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow by Tom King and Bilquis Evely)

Spoilers: moderate

Sherwood Week: Boys in the hood

ROBIN HOOD

2018

Directed by Otto Bathurst

Written by Ben Chandler and David James Kelly

Spoilers: moderate

Sherwood Week: Game of Capets and Roberts

ROBIN HOOD

2010

Directed by Ridley Scott

Written by Ethan Reiff, Cyrus Voris, and Brian Helgeland

Spoilers: moderate, but higher than you'd think possible in a movie described as "the origin of Robin Hood"

Sherwood Week: Sheriff don't like it

ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES

1991

Directed by Kevin Reynolds

Written by Pen Densham and John Watson

Spoilers: inapplicable, really

Sherwood Week: He's not the Marian kind

ROBIN AND MARIAN

1976

Directed by Richard Lester

Written by James Goldman

Spoilers: moderate shifting pretty immediately into severe, and I guess you could feel deceived that I said it was ever "moderate"

Sherwood Week: Grinning and baron it

THE BANDIT OF SHERWOOD FOREST

1946

Directed by Henry Levin and George Sherman

Written by Wilfred H. Pettitt and Melvin Levy

THE SON OF ROBIN HOOD

1958

Directed by George Sherman

Written by George S. Slavin and George W. George (no, really)

Spoilers for either: moderate

Punch-drunk love

MORTAL KOMBAT II

2026

Directed by Simon McQuoid

Written by Jeremy Slater (actually based, remarkably enough, more than anything else on the video game Mortal Kombat II by Ed Boon and John Tobias)

Spoilers: moderate

There [still won't] be blood

MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION

1997

Directed by John R. Leonetti

Written by Lawrence Kasanoff, Joshua Wexler, John Tobias, Brent Friedman, and Bryan Zabel (based on the video game Mortal Kombat 3 by Ed Boon and John Tobias)

Spoilers: moderate

One battle after another

MORTAL KOMBAT

1995

Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson

Written by Kevin Droney (based on the video game by Ed Boon and John Tobias)

Spoilers: moderate

Sherwood Week: But have you considered all the Angles?

THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD

1938

Directed by Michael Curtiz and William Keighley

Written by Rowland Leigh, Norman Reilly Raine, and Seton I. Miller

Spoilers: N/A

00 Week: The fear of Voodoo and the supernatural, still deeply, primevally ingrained

LIVE AND LET DIE

1973

Directed by Guy Hamilton

Written by Tom Mankiewicz (based on the novel by Ian Fleming)

Spoilers: severe