Darol's strawberries

ALL YOU NEED IS KILL

2026

Directed by Kenichiro Akimoto

Written by Yuichiro Kido (based on the novel by Hiroshi Sakurazaka)

Spoilers: moderate

We could've been anything that we wanted to be, with all the talent we had

THE BAD GUYS 2

2025

Directed by Pierre Perifel

Written by Yoni Brenner and Etan Cohen

Spoilers: moderate

You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask

BATMAN RETURNS

1992

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Sam Hamm, Daniel Waters, and Wesley Strick

Spoilers: severe

Perfection Week: I've done this before, and I did not like it!

TREMORS II: AFTERSHOCKS

1996

Directed by S.S. Wilson

Written by Brent Maddock and S.S. Wilson

Spoilers: moderate

Perfection Week: I'VE GOT A GODDAMN PLAN

TREMORS

1990

Directed by Ron Underwood

Written by S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock

Spoilers: moderate

Back on the chain gang

THE WEIGHT

2026

Directed by Padraic McKinley

Written by Matthew Booi, Leo Scherman, Matthew Chapman, and Shelby Gaines

Spoilers: moderate

Let's face it, you're not exactly "normal," are you?

BATMAN

1989

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Sam Hamm and Warren Skaaren

Spoilers: severe

Renowned among mankind for all manner of subtlety

THE ODYSSEY

2026

Written and directed by Christopher Nolan

Spoilers: effectively inapplicable, though perhaps high, if this is your first exposure to any modern retelling of the Greek Epic Cycle

You're not gonna believe this, but I think somebody's emu got loose

THE END OF OAK STREET

2026

Written and directed by David Robert Mitchell

Spoilers: mild

It's a dead man's party—who could ask for more?

BEETLEJUICE

1988

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Michael McDowell, Larry Wilson, and Warren Skaaren

Spoilers: high

I'm the luckiest boy in the world

PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE

1985

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Phil Hartman, Michael Varhol, and Paul Reubens

Spoilers: high

Walt Disney, part LXX: All at once, everything looks different

TANGLED

2010

Directed by Byron Howard and Nathan Greno

Written by Dan Fogelman, plus innumerable others, over more than a decade

Spoilers: severe

True sh... well, that'd be a little too easy

SUPERGIRL

2026

Directed by Craig Gillespie

Written by Ana Nogueira and Jeremy Slater (based on the comic book Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow by Tom King and Bilquis Evely)

Spoilers: moderate

Sherwood Week: Boys in the hood

ROBIN HOOD

2018

Directed by Otto Bathurst

Written by Ben Chandler and David James Kelly

Spoilers: moderate

Sherwood Week: A jest of Robin Hood

ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS

1993

Directed by Mel Brooks

Written by Evan Chandler, J. David Shapiro, and Mel Brooks

Spoilers: still inapplicable

This is nothing like Avatar! (Rating: mostly true)

HOPPERS

2026

Directed by Daniel Chong

Written by Jesse Andrews and Daniel Chong

Spoilers: moderate

Now is not the time for nuance

I LOVE BOOSTERS

2026

Written and directed by Boots Riley

Spoilers: moderate

There are no abominable snowmen; there are no sasquatches; there are no bigfeet!

HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS

1987

Directed by William Dear

Written by William E. Martin, Ezra D. Rappaport, and William Dear

Spoilers: high

Sherwood Week: Sheriff don't like it

ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES

1991

Directed by Kevin Reynolds

Written by Pen Densham and John Watson

Spoilers: inapplicable, really

Sherwood Week: He's not the Marian kind

ROBIN AND MARIAN

1976

Directed by Richard Lester

Written by James Goldman

Spoilers: moderate shifting pretty immediately into severe, and I guess you could feel deceived that I said it was ever "moderate"