...still doesn't really explain the scissors, though

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

1990

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Caroline Thompson and Tim Burton

Spoilers: severe

Laika Week, part zero: Love and death

CORPSE BRIDE

2005

Directed by Mike Johnson and Tim Burton

Written by John August, Caroline Thompson, Pamela Pettler, and Tim Burton

Spoilers: highish

Walt Disney, part LXIX: You were just as dim-witted the first time you were here, you called it "Wonderland," as I recall

ALICE IN WONDERLAND

2010

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Linda Woolverton

Spoilers: moderate

Go home, white coward. We don't need you.

THE LONE RANGER

2013

Directed by Gore Verbinski

Written by Justin Haithe, Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, and, one suspects, at least fifty others

With Johnny Depp (Tonto), Armie Hammer (John Reid, arguably some kind of Ranger), William Fichtner (Butch Cavendish), James Badge Dale (Dan Reid), Tom Wilkinson (Latham Cole)

When I sat down to write this review I accidentally typed The Long Ranger, and I’m tempted to just leave it at that.