Let's face it, you're not exactly "normal," are you?

BATMAN

1989

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Sam Hamm and Warren Skaaren

Spoilers: severe

Renowned among mankind for all manner of subtlety

THE ODYSSEY

2026

Written and directed by Christopher Nolan

Spoilers: effectively inapplicable, though perhaps high, if this is your first exposure to any modern retelling of the Greek Epic Cycle

You're not gonna believe this, but I think somebody's emu got loose

THE END OF OAK STREET

2026

Written and directed by David Robert Mitchell

Spoilers: mild

It's a dead man's party—who could ask for more?

BEETLEJUICE

1988

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Michael McDowell, Larry Wilson, and Warren Skaaren

Spoilers: high

...still doesn't really explain the scissors, though

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

1990

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Caroline Thompson and Tim Burton

Spoilers: severe

I'm the luckiest boy in the world

PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE

1985

Directed by Tim Burton

Written by Phil Hartman, Michael Varhol, and Paul Reubens

Spoilers: high

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that?

THE DRAMA

2026

Written and directed by Kristoffer Borgli

Spoilers: would be a complete waste of time at anything lower than "high," so high

A heterosexual movie by Gregg Araki

I WANT YOUR SEX

2026

Directed by Gregg Araki

Written by Karley Sciortino and Gregg Araki

Spoilers: moderate

Laika Week, part zero: Love and death

CORPSE BRIDE

2005

Directed by Mike Johnson and Tim Burton

Written by John August, Caroline Thompson, Pamela Pettler, and Tim Burton

Spoilers: highish

Walt Disney, part LXXI: Closing the book

WINNIE THE POOH

2011

Directed by Stephen Anderson and Don Hall

Written by a bunch

Spoilers: More-or-less inapplicable, as I'm sure you could guess

It's never who you want to be monogamous who's monogamous

THE INVITE

2026

Directed by Olivia Wilde

Written by Will McCormack and Rashida Jones (based on the movie Sentimental by Cesc Gay)

Spoilers: moderate

Walt Disney, part LXX: All at once, everything looks different

TANGLED

2010

Directed by Byron Howard and Nathan Greno

Written by Dan Fogelman, plus innumerable others, over more than a decade

Spoilers: severe

True sh... well, that'd be a little too easy

SUPERGIRL

2026

Directed by Craig Gillespie

Written by Ana Nogueira and Jeremy Slater (based on the comic book Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow by Tom King and Bilquis Evely)

Spoilers: moderate

Sherwood Week: Validating your prioress

THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD

2026

Written and directed by Michael Sarnoski

Spoilers: moderate

Sherwood Week: Boys in the hood

ROBIN HOOD

2018

Directed by Otto Bathurst

Written by Ben Chandler and David James Kelly

Spoilers: moderate

Sherwood Week: Game of Capets and Roberts

ROBIN HOOD

2010

Directed by Ridley Scott

Written by Ethan Reiff, Cyrus Voris, and Brian Helgeland

Spoilers: moderate, but higher than you'd think possible in a movie described as "the origin of Robin Hood"

Sherwood Week: A jest of Robin Hood

ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS

1993

Directed by Mel Brooks

Written by Evan Chandler, J. David Shapiro, and Mel Brooks

Spoilers: still inapplicable

This is nothing like Avatar! (Rating: mostly true)

HOPPERS

2026

Directed by Daniel Chong

Written by Jesse Andrews and Daniel Chong

Spoilers: moderate

Now is not the time for nuance

I LOVE BOOSTERS

2026

Written and directed by Boots Riley

Spoilers: moderate

Steven Spielberg, part XLI: Can your heart stand the shocking facts about bad drivers from outer space?

DISCLOSURE DAY

2026

Directed by Steven Spielberg

Written by David Koepp and Steven Spielberg

Spoilers: moderate