Showing posts with label haunting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label haunting. Show all posts

Monday, October 27, 2025

Census Bloodbath: This is a tool, not a toy


THE CARPENTER

It's Halloween again, and for our 12th annual Switcheroo with Brennan Klein of Popcorn Culture, we're doing what we always do this time of year when we turn the tables on one another: he takes over my Cardboard Science feature and reviews some of those corny mid-century sci-fi movies, and I do some fieldwork for Brennan's Census Bloodbath, as he gives me a slate of sick 80s slasher flicks from his ever-expanding encyclopedia of death.  This year we're back to full power, with three psyche-scarring films of Brennan's selection.

1988
Directed by David Wellington
Written by Doug Taylor

Spoilers: moderate

Sunday, October 19, 2025

Reach out and touch someone


BLACK PHONE 2

2025
Directed by Scott Derrickson
Written by C. Robert Cargill and Scott Derrickson

Spoilers: moderate (though I make some implications that could, conceivably, be construed as "high" spoilers)

Census Bloodbath: You have a 20th century mind—you may soon regret it


SUPERSTITION
aka The Witch

It's Halloween again, and for our 12th annual Switcheroo with Brennan Klein of Popcorn Culture, we're doing what we always do this time of year when we turn the tables on one another: he takes over my Cardboard Science feature and reviews some of those corny mid-century sci-fi movies, and I do some fieldwork for Brennan's Census Bloodbath, as he gives me a slate of sick 80s slasher flicks from his ever-expanding encyclopedia of death.  This year we're back to full power, with three psyche-scarring films of Brennan's selection.

1985
Directed by James W. Roberson
Written by Michael O. Sajbel, Bret Thompson Plate, Brad White, and Donald G. Thompson

Spoilers: moderate

Wednesday, October 15, 2025

Monday, October 13, 2025

Mentally ill from Amityville: Auto DeFeo


AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION

1982
Directed by Damiano Damiani
Written by Tommy Lee Wallace and Dardano Sacchetti (based on Murder In Amityville by Hans Holzer)

Spoilers: moderate, or high, or inapplicable?

Thursday, October 9, 2025

Mentally ill from Amityville: 28 days later


THE AMITYVILLE HORROR

1979
Directed by Stuart Rosenberg
Written by Sandor Stern (based on the book by Jay Anson)

Spoilers: moderate, but sort of inapplicable, right?

Saturday, November 23, 2024

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Nightmare Week: Every town has an Elm Street


FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE

1991
Directed by Rachel Talalay
Written by Michael De Luca and Rachel Talalay

Spoilers: see above (high)

Monday, October 21, 2024

Nightmare Week: Hi Alice, wanna make babies?


A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD

1989
Directed by Stephen Hopkins
Written by Leslie Boehm, John Skipp, and Craig Spector

Spoilers: moderate

Thursday, October 17, 2024

Nightmare Week: How's this for a wet dream?


A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER

1988
Directed by Renny Harlin
Written by William Kotzwinkle, Brian Helgeland, Ken Wheat, and Jim Wheat

Spoilers: high

Monday, October 14, 2024

Monday, June 27, 2022

Faces of death


SINISTER

2012
Directed by Scott Derrickson
Written by C. Robert Cargill and Scott Derrickson

Spoilers: high

Thursday, January 9, 2020

Reviews from gulag: And 2019's still stinking up the place, part 1

Happy (belated) New Year!  Before we get started with 2020, there's still a lot of debris to clear out from 2019.  In this installment: In Fabric, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and 47 Meters Down: Uncaged.

IN FABRIC
The Duke of Burgundy, Peter Strickland's second feature, was one of my ten favorite films of 2015.  Hell, it was one of my eight favorite films.  That's a lower bar than it would usually be—2015, as a cinematic year, has been exceeded in its lousy mediocrity only by the year that's just passed—but it's still a sign of some modest excellence to have cleared it, and I think it's a pretty great movie, an art-horror romance ribboned with surrealistic and absurdist touches that still has a real, genuinely emotional story of relationship dysfunction to tell beneath the opaque glaze of 70s-nostalgic Europastiche that represents its director's preferred, and only, mode of artistic expression.  In Fabric, Strickland's follow-up to The Duke of Burgundy, is rather more the follow-up you might've expected from Berberian Sound Studio, his first film.  That is, it's an ultimately-tiresome exercise in pursuing his various aesthetic interests which, in Strickland's conciliatory gesture toward his film being about something, or anything—and, in fairness, this does put it miles ahead of Sound Studio—winds up being about an absolute shitload of "somethings," which all add up to far less than the sum of their parts by the end.

Tuesday, January 8, 2019

And then there were nun


THE NUN

Finally, the Marilyn Manson biopic the world's been waiting for.

2018
Directed by Corin Hardy
Written by Gary Dauberman

Spoiler alert: mild

Thursday, November 1, 2018

Census Bloodbath: Overshoot the extreme, max the envelope, and so on


DEATH SPA

Yesterday was Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, yesterday was Halloween, here's our crossover!  As if he needs any introduction, our friend Brennan Klein of Popcorn Culture, as well as many other places these days, shall be taking on the task of reviewing three wholesome, edifying 1950s sci-fi films of the kind we so often do around here, while I review three slasher films straight from the pit of moral decay called the 1980s.

1989
Directed by Michael Fischa
Written by James Bartruff and Mitch Paradise
With William Bumiller (Michael), Brenda Bakke (Laura), Ken Foree (Marvin), Alexa Hamilton (Priscilla), Rosalind Cash (Sgt. Stone), Francis X. McCarthy (Lt. Fletcher), Merrick Butrick (David), and Shari Shattuck (Catherine)

Spoiler alert: moderate